Vainamoinen: Seriously, do read that reaxxion article. No, please do, you may click on that link, honestly.
It tells us in minute detail how the protagonist and hero of the entire story,
Daryush Valizadeh, was unfairly attacked and His glorious virility questioned by a random incoherent bum with delusions of making it in the movie business. Not only
Daryush's willing women quota was challenged, no, the confused bum has in fact spread the vicious lie that the godfather of pickup had not scored in Denmark, like, AT ALL. Can y'all believe that? I'm not lying to you.
Previously,
Daryush (manhood 59cm/3.1 kilo/8.2 times per hour) had published a satirical satire article on His blog, containing extreme amounts of completely satirical satire in a satirical way by satirically suggesting the legalisation of rape, but seriously only in the private home, and that article bore no resemblance to
Daryush's previous philantropist/educational travelogues (and Jonathan Swift something). And drunk Bum thought sex god
Daryush, smirking under His playfully unkempt beard, really meant all that stuff! Depressed Bum, probably impotent, made a confused, rambling heretic video about the lord saviour, painful 5,063 seconds long, so much worse than his usual confused, rambling videos!
Reaxxion ethics officer Sam Roberts (who, as a manly man, absolutely doesn't sleep with the beautiful seductive
Daryush) delves into just appraisal of his patron, lauding His willingness and great sacrifice to leave His promising professional career behind to explore the art of picking up women and to in fact illuminate other, so much less manly men about His enlightened and extremely successful ways, mostly free of charge. For a man like Roberts, there is no shame in continuously praising the uncontested virility of another man, at least not
Daryush (or "Roosh V." for his closest friends).
He could have brought even disgusting Bum into the light of sexual bliss, but Bum outright rejected his own salvation.