Jack the Knack, the kangaroo boxer, watches the remainder of round 1 intently. Great fights! Amazing techniques!! Also, nice to see that even Nexoform managed to pick up someone in the arena ^_^ Maybe there will be some lovely female kangaroo out there among the public? Although he has neever been an speciesist at all, mind. But now focus!
Since Round 2 promises to be even tougher, Jack decides to do some exercise, which includes overtail pushups, spins, some punching ball warming up and some exercise with the kicking bag (including a couple helos, just for fun). After that, a well deserved treat with some sweet, crunchy, orange carrots. Yummy!!!!
Now that you mention, the problem with the otherwise generically great generic superhero is that... they have generic weaknesses!!!! So, kriptonite weakens him, he is traumatized by an event from their childhood, and they have to care about dear aunt Generic!!!

Furthermore, with generic power comes generic responsibility.

Very funny fighting with Hodd Toward XD

Wait, what's your weakness? :D Noooo the tiny cat with 999 IQ cannot compute! Screams its dreadful meowsss
Wow you drew a picture for your character!

"Damn, that smelly mimic bested me! Oh well, at least the drinks in this tavern are not too bad and there's no scented candles around. Hmm, if they also serve some delicious cookies, then this might be a good moment to cancel my fight club membership. What's the point for it if I was beaten by a no_body?! Retirement sounds much better!"

Excellent writing, Doc! So damn funny... can't wait for the next fights. :D

Nice medallion there! The lore says that this medallion is given to every young witcher who has passed the infamous "Trial of the Basses". It can be tuned to detect basses, so a witcher will never be hungry again. Good stuff of legend right there.

Legend has it that said medallion's magic was once used to bream visiting ships in Berlin's world renowned port.

One thing's for sure: we live in marvellous times, full of awe and wonder...

Back from the Ban_an_a party ^ :D Woohoo. I have never been scorpion before...click-clack! Woooshh back to no_form that is better. Incredible descriptions and action, you are really a doc Doc!
Please don`t take it personally Ariaspi! I can take any form I like... actually... I am a table now... a table that you are having a drink on in the tavern... Three rounds passed and I cannot understand many things, but having scented candles as a weakness is crazy :D Crazy enough to convinced me once more to take your form... I am sitting in the Tavern after I lost a fight with you and I am filling my tankard with the greatest Ale I have ever tried... it is an easy-drinking versatile ale, lightly golden in hue, well-balanced and full of flavour. ..some great music goes around... the hall is warm, the fireplace is tip top clean and people can add wood to it! now... this is a place I want to be in :D
I am using my ability of jumping over time and we fight again... I want to injure myself to find myself in this Tavern thinking about this Ale but I can`t! There are glyphs on pillars burning with dazzling words... "This is Doc`s place, whatever you do, you cannot change the dice rolls, Doc uses out-of-time rolls to secure the rules of the game."

Now then...
I have request Doc :D
No, not to change the outcome of this fight, I liked it and rules are well secured, what type of magic securing this place?!

Could you organize this Fight Club more often?
Like seasonally, four times a year, December, March, June, September?
I will personally collect and donate games for this reason (3 for a season), and I am sure that if you could make donating possible and official more people will participate in.

What is the name of a Tavern? : )

Scumm Bar ^_^

OK, I don't care about the giveaway anymore.
the fights' descriptions and your comments is THE most entertaining thing here.
just don't stop, please.

Same lol. (still mentally recovering from Uncle Jimmy's crushing defeat o7)

Celia fails the fireball spell due to unforeseen movement on the ceiling.

Fight 26

The warrior-wizard (19) Lupos enters the arena. With the ability to adopt the powers of any animal in his vicinity, he scans the crowd for likely candidates. There are a couple of pigmen, a walrus type of creature and a werewolf howling to his right.
Opposite enters (99) The Living Vegetable, aka Veggie. A huge vegetable with multiple limbs he looks for a target of his never sated rage.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Lupos rolls 10
Veggie rolls 4

Veggie charges at Lupos firing razor sharp carrots as he goes. Lupos in response uses his wizardly powers to turn into a mist cloud and hovers around Veggie, softening his body.
Lupos can sense the Vegetables rage and moves away before adopting the form and power of one of the pigmen in the crowd. He knocks Veggie to the ground and voraciously starts eating him, working from the top to the bottom but ignoring the foul tasting limbs.

Lupos reverts to his original form and exits the arena with a loud belch.
Veggie is in the tavern and ready to pick a fight with anyone who looks at him the wrong way.

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Fight 27

The crowd lets out a huge "Aaaahhhh" when (57) Mr. Fluffy Death enters the arena but are taken aback when the furry little hamsters bares its adamantium teeth.
There is an annoying buzzing sound that can only be (104) Ben, The Flywherever Mosquito.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Mr. Fluffy Death rolls 8
Ben, The Flywherever Mosquito rolls 5

Mr. Fluffy Death feels a painful prick near its rear end and starts to break out in red blotches. The smirking Ben soon gets the shock of his short lived life though as Fluffy farts out an almighty cloud of DDT (insecticide) choking the Mosquito to death.

Mr. Fluffy Death leaves the arena while scratching at the annoying red patches.
Ben, The Flywherever Mosquito is in the humid bar, eyeing up the other patrons.

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Fight 28

The crowd goes wild as (77) Powerbomb, the wrestler/real bomb enters the arena. He bows, lapping up the applause.
Across from him is an actual Cyborg called (29) Kyp, running frantically fast on the spot.

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Powerbomb rolls 5
Kyp rolls 6

Powerbomb lunges for Kyp as he runs by but mistimes it. Kyp in return shoots lightening bolts into his foe setting his teeth to chattering.

* DICE ROLL 2 *
Powerbomb rolls 12
Kyp rolls 8

Kyp does another run by, lightening dancing on his fingertips, confident smile on his face. This time Powerbomb is ready and grabs Kyp in a tight embrace. Powerbomb looks Kyp in the eye and says "tick, tock" before exploding with a mighty boom that rocks the arena to its core!
Little bits of both contestants are flung far and wide as the crowd look on in stunned silence. They soon start cheering though as they see the bits of Powerbomb coming together to form the wrestler once more. He takes a bow and exits through the right gate.
Kyp appears in the tavern and starts patting himself to make sure nothing is missing.

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Fight 29

There is a presence in the arena as (40) Mechanizer, the sentient AI comes to play. Cries ring out from the crowd as one by one all the phone numbers and stored photos on their mobile phones are deleted. Mechanizer cackles evilly.
His opponent is (38) MysterD, a robotic ninja dragon who is so dismissive of the other contestants that he didn't even bother to give his creature a name >:(

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Mechanizer rolls 11
MysterD rolls 5

Mechanizer laughs as MysterD fires shurikens at him. "I am impervious to physical attacks, fool!" bellows the AI.
The robotic dragon panics as he feels his systems being shutdown against his will. First his arms stop responding, then his legs sending him crashing to the ground. His brain is the last thing to close but not before the image of a software programmer grinning enters his mind, whispering bye bye.

Mechanizer wills himself to leave the arena.
MysterD appears in the tavern and is glad for the high ceiling.

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Fight 30

(25) Gerald of Red Deer enters the arena, two fishing rods slung over his right shoulder. He spots a Merman in a floating water capsule in the crowd and shies away from him. "Don't want to trigger my allergies, buddy."
Across the way is (37) Pneuma a complicated to describe character that it is best you read up on them yourself (post 41).
Gerald calls out "Hey buddy, any good fishing aboot?"

* DICE ROLL 1 *
Gerald of Red Deer rolls 10
Pneuma rolls 5

I'm actually stumped how to play this battle out.
Pneuma considers taking the oxygen away from Gerald but is so overwhelmed by the would-be Fishermans story of his dreams to be a fishmonger if only he wasn't allergic to fish and his general Canadian friendliness, that in the end he just says "Sod it, you win the battle and may you one day fulfill your dreams."

Pneuma walks out of the arena and takes the lift down to the Tavern
Gerald of Red Deer says "What a nice guy, buddy" and leaves whistling a cheerful tune.