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This is my favourite topic
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: I have not been online much the past couple of weeks and feel like I missed something epic. This pisses me off.

*begins building*
you misssed cyberchief whining about having low rep an unhappy christmas and begging but not teally begging yet its still really really begging for moar games
which was ten turned in to a cake thread before it was spam flagged and dissapeared

this thread was created to perserve the cake

pray for cake !
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: I have not been online much the past couple of weeks and feel like I missed something epic. This pisses me off.

*begins building*
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snowkatt: you misssed cyberchief whining about having low rep an unhappy christmas and begging but not teally begging yet its still really really begging for moar games
which was ten turned in to a cake thread before it was spam flagged and dissapeared

this thread was created to perserve the cake

pray for cake !
No, you had fun without me. I'm gonna tantrum for a bit in your thread.

*unleashes Robosaurus to stomp and burn cakes*
Posted December 25, 2014
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snowkatt: you misssed cyberchief whining about having low rep an unhappy christmas and begging but not teally begging yet its still really really begging for moar games
which was ten turned in to a cake thread before it was spam flagged and dissapeared

this thread was created to perserve the cake

pray for cake !
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Crewdroog: No, you had fun without me. I'm gonna tantrum for a bit in your thread.

*unleashes Robosaurus to stomp and burn cakes*
why ?!

mechagodzilla will wreck yo shit !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wQ8FKGMHHk
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: No, you had fun without me. I'm gonna tantrum for a bit in your thread.

*unleashes Robosaurus to stomp and burn cakes*
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snowkatt: why ?!

mechagodzilla will wreck yo shit !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wQ8FKGMHHk
Well OBVIOUSLY. Mecha is Japanese manufactured while Robosaurus is American made. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. However, I'll get enough cake smashing in before it gets taken down.
Posted December 25, 2014
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snowkatt: why ?!

mechagodzilla will wreck yo shit !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wQ8FKGMHHk
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Crewdroog: Well OBVIOUSLY. Mecha is Japanese manufactured while Robosaurus is American made. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. However, I'll get enough cake smashing in before it gets taken down.
...watch out for the pool filled with gasoline where nowaanglia is floating in

not face down
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: Well OBVIOUSLY. Mecha is Japanese manufactured while Robosaurus is American made. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. However, I'll get enough cake smashing in before it gets taken down.
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snowkatt: ...watch out for the pool filled with gasoline where nowaanglia is floating in

not face down
pool full of gasoline? Must... resist... urge... to... light.... *trembles*
Posted December 25, 2014
pool full of gasoline

you know me and burninating
Posted December 25, 2014
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NowaAnglia: *wonders what the fuck, goes to the pool out back, sets all the little pieces of cake on paper plates on fire and floats them out into the pool. soon the pool is full, nipple-blazers have long sparkled out, but the floating burning pool cakes are fine. sets down by the pool, takes a satisfied swig and feels the warmth and glow of the burning christmas spirit.*
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snowkatt: you do know that the pool is filled with gasoline right ?


....what else did you expect from me ?

BURNINATE !
good lord! I thought I'd injured you. (perhaps you're blind and mad, who knows?!)

anyhoo I thought the pool fumes were kind of special-odorous. welp, nothing like reaching out to the fat elf in the sky with a generous pool cake flambé made of fire and cake.

*dips eyepatch like a wick into dregs of bottle (still wearing party pants, mind), lights end and with an easy arc tosses bottle into center of placid pool*

In a giant flash the gasoline pool blasts up a massive burning column of cake and fire reaching so high up into the heavens it could give st. peter a hot foot. and a screaming is heard. and a jangling of bells. and from the heavens fall a pair of great metal runners and the blackened bones of some sort of beasts, moose perhaps, elk? clattering to the ground soon after, some gift packages, pieces of coal, and the aforementioned jangling bells. drifting down after them, tatters of a burnt red coat and a singed white beard. well.

we reached the fat elf in the sky after all.

and thus it was that things were burned good on the day of burnination.


edit: I was not floating in the pool. I only dipped my toes and inhaled briefly.
Post edited December 25, 2014 by NowaAnglia
Posted December 25, 2014
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snowkatt: you do know that the pool is filled with gasoline right ?


....what else did you expect from me ?

BURNINATE !
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NowaAnglia: good lord! I thought I'd injured you. (perhaps you're blind and mad, who knows?!)

anyhoo I thought the pool fumes were kind of special-odorous. welp, nothing like reaching out to the fat elf in the sky with a generous pool cake flambé made of fire and cake.

*dips eyepatch like a wick into dregs of bottle (still wearing party pants, mind), lights end and with an easy arc tosses bottle into center of placid pool*

In a giant flash the gasoline pool blasts up a massive burning column of cake and fire reaching so high up into the heavens it could give st. peter a hot foot. and a screaming is heard. and a jangling of bells. and from the heavens fall a pair of great metal runners and the blackened bones of some sort of beasts, moose perhaps, elk? clattering to the ground soon after, some gift packages, pieces of coal, and the aforementioned jangling bells. drifting down after them, tatters of a burnt red coat and a singed white beard. well.

we reached the fat elf in the sky after all.

and thus it was that things were burned good on the day of burnination.


edit: I was not floating in the pool. I only dipped my toes and inhaled briefly.
best. xmas. ever.

*coats self in mud and begins dancing around the pool of flame and debris* I call the hat!
Posted December 25, 2014
CAKE!!!

Because cake is life.
Posted December 25, 2014
dibs on eating the fat fried fuck !

...i mean presents yes !
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: best. xmas. ever.

*coats self in mud and begins dancing around the pool of flame and debris* I call the hat!
yes, dance in the hat that fell from the sky.

*picks up bones and begins drumming ancient pagan rhythm*
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snowkatt: dibs on eating the fat fried fuck !

...i mean presents yes !
have some fat fried fuck, why not? it's christmas!
Post edited December 25, 2014 by NowaAnglia
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: best. xmas. ever.

*coats self in mud and begins dancing around the pool of flame and debris* I call the hat!
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NowaAnglia: yes, dance in the hat that fell from the sky.

*picks up bones and begins drumming ancient pagan rhythm*
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snowkatt: dibs on eating the fat fried fuck !

...i mean presents yes !
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NowaAnglia: have some fat fried fuck, why not? it's christmas!
i have to think about my arteries
Posted December 25, 2014
*pastes pieces of red velvet onto muddy skin and puts on hat*

Guess who I am? "Ho, ho, AAAAHHHH I"M BURNING I"M BURNING!!!!!! HELP!!!"
Posted December 25, 2014
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Crewdroog: *pastes pieces of red velvet onto muddy skin and puts on hat*

Guess who I am? "Ho, ho, AAAAHHHH I"M BURNING I"M BURNING!!!!!! HELP!!!"
wel thats your own fault !
its like napalm !
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