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Crewdroog: *comes back from "gog will not refund" thread dragging a living, but brainless cow behind her*

well, in fairness to me, I pulled out my brains and was comatose when they decided to mellonball daisy. However, I did perform a voodoo ritual and brought Daisy back... just with a liiiitlle less brains than she had before.
I always wanted a zombie cow. :-)

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Sage103082: *puts Ducky in her hoodie pocket*
Shh you will be safe there my friend...

Hey! I know a place we can get another cow! I used to go cow wrangling there on the odd summers night.
Hi, Sage! *waves hand like a crazy lady*

What a cute little ducky :-). We can always use more ammunition for the cowtapult. Lead the way to more cows.
Thank you! His name is Mr. DuckieWorth.

He is my little buddy.

This way to the cows.
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NowaAnglia: I put Daisy's brain back in. Why is she brainless now?

Why is my belly ruptured?
Is that where those brains went?

I have NO idea why your belly is open like that. *whstles*
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Sage103082: Thank you! His name is Mr. DuckieWorth.

He is my little buddy.

This way to the cows.
Hello little DuckieWorth!

*Skips merrily after Sage while pulling zombie Daisy along behind me*

On to the cow wrangling!
*tosses anglia a staplegu * help thy self

im going to bed
and im quite sur emy poor poor thread will be even more fucked when i get back tomorrow

just as long as nobody molests the cakes you cake fuckers !
i think a land shark like you got a little taste of cow brain and couldn't resist..

I wonder what's hiding in your unruptured belly.
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snowkatt: *tosses anglia a staplegu * help thy self

im going to bed
and im quite sur emy poor poor thread will be even more fucked when i get back tomorrow

just as long as nobody molests the cakes you cake fuckers !
staplegun! thanks.

*scoops out handful of delicious beans and eats them before stapling ruptured belly closed*
Post edited January 24, 2015 by NowaAnglia
Did somebody say cakes?

I brought a nice cute kitty cake with me. I'm sure no one would molester that. But Daisy the zombie cow might get hungry, but I'm pretty sure she only eats bean cakes now. :-)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/07/8e/cc/078eccf8be11ca1a53f083dc15dbf6e9.jpg

Zombie Daisy's cake:
http://www.occasioncakesonline.co.uk/showcase/images/beans.jpg
Post edited January 24, 2015 by ddickinson
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ddickinson: I brought a nice cute kitty cake with me. I'm sure no one would molester that. But Daisy the zombie cow might get hungry, but I'm pretty sure she only eats bean cakes now. :-)
Kitty cake? hmm Why not a Duckie cake huh?

*looks out the side of her eyes at DD*
quack http://www.occasioncakesonline.co.uk/showcase/images/duck1.jpg
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Sage103082: Kitty cake? hmm Why not a Duckie cake huh?

*looks out the side of her eyes at DD*
You ruined the surprise. I was hoping to surprise Mr DuckieWorth with his own special cake. :-)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b5/07/49/b50749e313e223e60a592b26f2b446f2.jpg
*claps and giggles*

Who the hell is Eva though?
the duck
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Sage103082: Kitty cake? hmm Why not a Duckie cake huh?

*looks out the side of her eyes at DD*
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ddickinson: You ruined the surprise. I was hoping to surprise Mr DuckieWorth with his own special cake. :-)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b5/07/49/b50749e313e223e60a592b26f2b446f2.jpg
Love it

*does the happy dance*


Come on you know my butt looks good when I get down to the beat. =)
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Sage103082: Love it

*does the happy dance*

Come on you know my butt looks good when I get down to the beat. =)
*pulls out camera and films Sage dancing*

I found the perfect ducky dance move for you.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kDfFkTGml68
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ddickinson: snip
Why yes that is exactly my dance moves.

*points finger to the left*


There see the cows?

You can have any that you want but the black one with a white star on her head is off limits.