But that one was my favourite one :-(. Okay, I will pick another one.

You stand guard while I go grab a cow. We need to get one ready before Crew comes back from the other thread.

Just pay attention, especially if you must keep ducky dancing. :-)

(P.S. I was doing this kind of dancing a little earlier. :-))

*strolls up to Daisy while ddickinson is preoccupied with rustling fresh cows*

*tears open stapled belly like a horror movie, brings Daisy's hungry-for-beans zombie mouth down to his open belly full of beans, strokes Daisy's fetid zombie head while murmuring soft encouragement*

*Daisy feeds*

*oh, Daisy gorges on beans*

*sees NowaAnglia messing with poor Daisy*

*goes to shout, but sees a hungry hungry cow sneak up behind NowaAnglia*

*watches in pleasure as the cow goes to take a bit out of NowaAnglia*

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hFzYdKa4g1A/UCz0gZnLX6I/AAAAAAAAAJo/ZNjC6EGgu-c/s1600/Hungry_Cow.jpg

*hungry, sneaky cow totally bites my ass so I jumps up all startled-like on top of Daisy, spilling Crew-brain-beans from my belly into crevasse in skull of zombie Daisy*

*zombie Daisy pauses, then suddenly cocks her head to the side, starts talking about crate o' crap and mounted machine guns*

*me, I hop off Daisy and hand the hungry cow that nibbled on my bum a fistful of fresh grass and make a new cow friend*

Look DD! He jumped so high! and I got it on vid!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KOAa8XybDA

Poor Crew. First we turned her in a T-Rex, and now her mind is in a zombie cow. Let's just hope she doesn't find her crate o' crap. Who knows what a cow with a machine gun could do.

http://cowswithguns.com/public-files/CWG-animation-still-5-A.jpg

Probably not the best place to stand, behind a door while a big cow tries to force her way in. :-)

I love your new avatar, definitely one of the cutest kittens ever! He must have been a real challenge to tame, even for a seasoned kitty tamer like you. :-)

Thank you!

Yes, He has been my hardest to tame... and he still has a bit more taming to get where he needs to be.

You just be careful, he looks like the type that will keep you on your toes for a long time. I don't think a mischievous kitty like that can ever be truly be tamed, except by his mummy. :-)

Why are you giving the beans to the cow?!?!?! I"m glad she bit you in the...
*hears cow muttering about crate, grabs mallet to silence the cow*

*Sage sings*


Hey Crew!
Whatcha doin?

*skids to a stop and hides mallet*
Hey sage! ...nothing. why?

She's using zombie Daisy as a cow piñata. But instead of candy she is full of Crew bean brains. :-)

*looks around nervously* Yes, damn cow is full of BEANS. that's why i was gonna go wack at it... *twitches*
*fakes laugh* hahaha, cow pinata! great idea! who wants to take the first wack?

I think you should go first. Here, let me put the blindfold on.

*runs away giggling as Crew waves her mallet around blindly. If only she knew I took the pinata with me* :-)

*stumbles around swingning blindly* here daisy! come 'ere daisy! where did you go?

*peaks out of blind fold* HEY! where did the... dammit! *runs after Ddickinson*