Breja: Is this like a GOG forum version of the argument clinic?
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF SJW DROPPINGS!
What?
SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU LEFTIST TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS FEMINIST MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is the Gamergate thread.
Oh! Oh I see!
Aha! No, you want the forum moderation thread, next door.
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Is this the right thread for an argument? Stop trolling me!
I'm not! Yes you are!
No I'm not! Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or a full thread derailment?
Ah! Just the five minutes. Anyway, you are
I most certainly am not! Now let's get one thing quite clear: You most definitely are!
Oh look, this isn't an argument! It's just trolling! No it isn't!
Edit: While I do think that this little satirical number is quite fitting, I'd like to ask everyone (and especially the few of you who I've already contacted via PMs as well) to drop those petty accusations - above you see what they look like to an outsider - and stay on topic. If you're concerned about trolling, feel free to send reports my way, but don't revert to attempted self-moderation - it doesn't work in the current forum climate. Thanks.