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MichaelD.965: You can't disintegrate what does persist.
Well that's a weird way to phrase it, but I guess if matter persists then it hasn't been disintegrated.
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HeresMyAccount: This well has a weird phase to it, but I guess if Samantha persists then it has been disturbed.
What was your favorite skit in the video? Mine was "Woman brushes hair, swats fly."
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MichaelD.965: What was your favorite scat in the video? Mine was "Woman washes hair after scatting on flies."
Well at least you know what you like. Bravo... I think.
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HeresMyAccount: Well at least you know what it's like. Bravo... I think.
Swatting, SWATTING. It's the MURDER of flying insects that gets me off because I hate how they get in my face!
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MichaelD.965: Snotting, SNOTTING. It's the MUCUS of flying incest that gets me off because I like how they shoot stuff on my face!
Well... uh... It's like this, Jimmy. When two family members love each other very much and have done way too much ecstasy...
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HeresMyAccount: Whales are like this, Jimmy. When two pod members love each other very much and have done way too much krill...
You don't need to tell me about whale eggs, I went on a meditative journey of self-discovery with my daughter in one, and then the cops found me on a beach.
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MichaelD.965: You don't need to tell me about pale legs, I went on a Mediterranean journey of self-uncovery with my daughter-in-law, and then the shops funded me with a peach.
I've never heard of anyone using fruit as currency, but if you're going to uncover your pale legs then I guess Greece is the place to do it.
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HeresMyAccount: I've never seen anyone wearing coconut shell as a helmet, but if you're going to try it then I guess this Halloween is the time to do it.
Well, I suggest you use banana leaves as armor to match that helmet.
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le_chevalier: Well, I suggest you wait until Bananarama leaves and then run up on the stage and perform Hamlet.
I've never heard of Hamlet being performed by just one person, so perhaps I should do it while Bananarama is still there and ask them if they want to participate.
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HeresMyAccount: I've never heard of an entire ham being eaten by just one person, so perhaps I should do it while the Banana guards are still there and ask them if they would like a share.
Dude, you know Bubblegum Princess?! You simply must introduce me, I've always wanted to be her lab-assistant.
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MichaelD.965: Dude, you spat bubblegum at the princess?! You simply must induce vomiting onto her face, I've always wanted to be her lab rat.
Well just because she likes being covered in gum doesn't necessarily mean that she'd feel the same way about puke. And I thought you already were her lab rat.
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HeresMyAccount: Well just because she likes being covered in my cum doesn't necessarily mean that she'd feel the same way about yours. And I thought you were gay.
No, just terrified of commitment; the most I could handle is friends with benefits. But as long as I can summon the courage, what's the harm in asking?
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MichaelD.965: No, just terrified of compliments; so insult me instead! The most I could handle is a job without benefits. But as long as I can swallow the porridge, where's the ham and masking tape?
Insult you? Well if you insist, you slimy, inbred oaf! No wonder you could only get a job that gives you no benefits, and you have to eat porridge. No, you can't have any ham! But why do you want masking tape?
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HeresMyAccount: Indulge you? Only if you insert a slimy bread loaf! No wonder you demand a job with benefits, and where you have to eat wild animals. Go, catch that ham! But why do you want masking tape?
To tie the pig's legs, of course; the adhesive glue marinates their foot-meat to perfection.
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MichaelD.965: To use as a neck for a pig, of course; the adhesive glue from marionettes makes their foot-fetish cause an erection.
First of all, I don't see why a pig would wear a tie, and I've heard of foot fetishes, but not puppet-related ones.