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LegoDnD: Spike this!
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HeresMyAccount: I already died; I added some roofies, and you'll realize that when you wake up.
Interesting. A zombie posting here! How did you die? Did you partake of your own roofie and ODed?
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Lifthrasil: Totally agree. An unedited version of the comment.
BORING. A fully fledged human. Did you win the lottery? Have you partaken in eating your favorite vegetables and lived beyond your life expectancy?
Post edited February 12, 2025 by .erercott
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.erercott: BOING BOING! An oily pledged humor man. Did you lick the battery? Have you partitioned while beating your flaming combustibles and lived beyond your wife's expectant pregnancy?
Comedians are always better when they're oiled, and it makes them more conductive when licking batteries. You have to properly separate the combustibles from everything else, so that you don't cause an explosion, or else you won't outlive your own unborn child!