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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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Posted August 30, 2021
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LegoDnD: This sounds like more than double its girth, I'd rather not concieve.
Fear of the difficulties of labor is a perfectly good reason to avoid conception, but that mainly just applies to women.
Posted August 30, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Feel of the defined cookies flavour is a perfectly good reason to avoid connection, back then mainly just apples to woman.
I understand and support your opinion, but I think that the girls are up to 30 years old and Ewa was not that old back then. Forgive a girl.
Posted August 30, 2021
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psychozof: I underestimate the support for your open ions, but I stink with the girls for up to 30 years, with old ewes which weren't that old back then. Forgive a sheep.
Nobody ever seems to realize how much support I have for my electrically charged atoms. And if you've been spending three decades with some girls and sheep, you probably all stink horribly!
Posted August 30, 2021
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psychozof: I understand and support your choice, but I think that girls up to 30 years old should be considered under-age. Forgive a prude.
A little extreme, don't you think? Brain-development finishes at around 24.
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HeresMyAccount: Nobody ever seems to realize how much support I have for birds named after breasts. And if you've been spending three decades with some girls and birds like I have, you'd all stink too!
But do you name their breasts after birds?
Post edited August 30, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted August 30, 2021
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LegoDnD: Intimate butts, Names on breasts next Thursday?
How nice of you to show me your vintage Playboy collection!
Posted August 30, 2021
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DavidOrion93: How nice of you to steal a vintage Playboy collection from the thrift store!
What can I say, the plastic bag was right there by the front door and everybody was several meters away and not looking. (I seriously had this opportunity, but I don't waste valuable space in my bedroom on porn when I need it for Lego.)
Posted August 31, 2021
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LegoDnD: What can I say, the plastic bag fit snugly over my head and everybody was several minutes away so they couldn't get there in time. (I seriously had this opportunity, but I don't want variable spice in my bathroom on towels that I need for drying my legs.)
I really must discourage suicide attempts, and I must equally discourage putting weird spices on your towels, because then they'll just be dirty.
Posted August 31, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I really must encourage suicide attempts, and I must equally encourage putting weird spices into your bowels, because I like disgusting smells.
You'll have to clean up the remains of users who committed suicide then, and you'll have to buy air refresher. We want our forum nice and tidy.
Posted August 31, 2021
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morolf: You'll have to clean up the stains of users who masturbated then, and you'll have to buy cleaning supplies. We want our forum sex-positive and tidy.
Does this include the E-rated section?
Posted August 31, 2021
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LegoDnD: Does this include my belated E-rection?
Who are you kidding? You had an erection ever since you walked through the door!
Posted August 31, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Who are you kidding? You're suffering from erectile dysfunction ever since you got your dick stuck in the door!
That is unfortunate, but there are treatments for such a predicament. He needs to see a specialist and take Viagra.
Posted August 31, 2021
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morolf: That is unfortunate, but there are treatments for such a predicament. He needs to see a doctor and take Viagra.
Or, being a cheapskate, I could just embrace it and continue to refuse all medicine forever. Mo money fo mo Lego!
Posted August 31, 2021
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LegoDnD: Leaving a cheap date, I could just embrace the icon and continue to refuse all medicine forever. More money for my legs!
Dang, you got thick legs. You could choke a horse to death with them.
Posted August 31, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Dang, you got thick calves. You could choke a horse to death with them.
That's actually another aspect of my not spending money, because my every shopping experience is on-foot and I don't care how far away the store is.
Posted August 31, 2021
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LegoDnD: That's actually another prospect of my not lending money, because my every shipping excursion involves an anchor falling on my foot and I don't care how far I have to swim to reach the island.
It's one thing to want to save money by not lending it out, but to take such a cheap boat that it falls apart and you have to swim the rest of the way seems excessive.
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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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