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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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Posted July 23, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Well I guess she's legal now, but don't fall for her act; she'll mess with your reputation, and you'll be lucky to be forgotten...
Oh wow, thanks for the warning! To think I was going to throw my life away falling in love with a psychopath.
Posted July 23, 2021
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LegoDnD: Oh wow, spanks for being horny! To think I was going to grow my wife a gay-balling dove on a psychic path.
Well actually, I'm not quite sure what that means, but I suppose gay birds are known to be psychic, after all.
Posted July 23, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Well I'm actually quite sure what you mean, that gay birds are known to be psychic, after all.
You mean to tell me that when I bred a Xatu with a Galarian Articuno, that was rape?
Posted July 23, 2021
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LegoDnD: You mean to tell me that breaded Xatu with Galarian Articuno sticks makes a date?
If you're the kind of guy who eats rare animals, I've got a raptor to sell you.
Posted July 23, 2021
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Crisco1492: If you're a kind guy who saves rare animals, I've got a raptor to sell you.
You get my hopes up for a Utah-raptor, and all I get is a bald eagle. I demand a refund!
Posted July 24, 2021
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LegoDnD: You get the pope up for a Utah-rap concert, and all I get is a balled eagle. I demand a recount!
Do Mormons rap particularly well? I don't know why you'd need a recount, because the pope isn't elected, at least not by the general population. And lastly, that's NOT the correct way to use a melon baller; It's not intended to be used on fowl!
Posted July 24, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Do Mormons tap that particular well? I don't know why you'd ask for a refill, because the water isn't abundant, at least not without salt. And lastly, that's NOT the correct way to manage a mellow baller; he's no intention to use fowl language!
I'm so sorry, I forgot that's the only well in the area to not take from Salt Lake. And you know what, I don't consider the lyrics I gave him to be vulgar.
Posted July 24, 2021
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LegoDnD: I'm so silly, I forgot there's only a whale in the area of naughty tit Salt Lake. And you don't know why it consider the ladies to meet him to be virgins.
I'm exhausted and really want to go out with a chick... But I just remembered that the newly bought pillow got so many chicks on it and I'm eagerly waiting to dream them all.
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Posted July 24, 2021
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Lords3: I'm exhausted and really want to go out with a huge hairy guy... But I just remembered that the newly bought pillow got so many huge hairy guys on it and I'm eagerly waiting to dream them all.
That's smashing. Good for you.
Posted July 24, 2021
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borisburke: That's for smashing you good.
Go take a hike.
Posted July 24, 2021
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Hooyaah: Go ride a bike.
How can a creature made of noodles operate the pedals? The noodles are flimsy and not strong enough, and he'll get sauce all over the bike. Oh no!
Posted July 24, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: How can a creature made of noodles operate the genital? The noodle is flimsy and not strong enough, and he'll get sauce all over the shop. Oh my!
Ooh You Are Awful. But I Like You.
Posted July 24, 2021
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borisburke: I'm Boris Burke And This Is My Favorite Webcomic on Tumblr.
I see you're a man of culture as well; which nation do you favor, Alderode or Cresce?
Post edited July 24, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted July 24, 2021
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LegoDnD: I see you're a woman of cult as whole.. which lotion do you use, avocado or crimson?
do you know how to keep your eyes closed when someone flexing their beauty.. in front of you.?
Posted July 24, 2021
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Lords3: Do you kneel or howl to keep your balls intact when someone flexes her beauty in front of you?
Um, neither? I just quietly take it all in and remember the view afterward.
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