^ doesn't realize that it's his gas after binging on marshmallows that's deadly

^ Keeps the needy warm every winter with his trusty flamethrower.

^Offered his offspring to keep the bonfire burning, so everyone could be warm.

^ Might be my favorite forum poster. Easily top 5!

^ He might have already received the cases of candy cane or the hot cocoa flavored schnapps which I sent him.

Put some MJ in the air conditioner to improve the mood of his workers. They slowed down a bit, but seeing them smile all the time was worth it.

^ While most Zombies are baddies, he is one of the less terrible ones and i will advocate for him to be eliminated last.

^ He finds humor in almost everything.

^ Speaks perfect Texas German

^ He lives in New Braunfels, Texas, where the Wurstfest is the best fest.

^ Knows how to safely run with scissors.

^ He's smart enough to know that if you run with a pair of scissors to make certain that you are well armed and wearing ballistic 3-A body armor and if anyone threatens you point at their heart and tell the scissors to cut it out.

^ is comedian Dave Coulier, who is used to a Full House.

^ Has been kicked out of hundreds of online communities for spamming unrelated threads with the insistence that the beaver muppet in Full House is a giant sex joke.

Really, I admire the commitment.

^ Likes to tell The Aristocrats joke