^ is very generous with his coal gifts for people every winter.

^ He is very deserving of coal every Christmas.

^ Always pays the children coal miners he forces into slavery above average wages.

^ Although he sometimes mistakes children for elves and volunteers for slaves, he loves both elf and child alike.

he correctly understood that I meant he was the prettiest person at the ball, but he is so humble that he didn't want to admit it and wasn't making an underhanded comment about my English skills at all.

He also says *nice* things about others, telling le_chevalier he is very deserving of coal (ie. naughty) does not sound nice to me, unless you think naughtiness is a good thing! ;)

^ He deserves loads of coal for Christmas and a new coal-burning stove. After all, it gets mighty cold in the Czech Republic.

((fortunately it doesn't get that cold, max -10 (which is rare lately!).))

Whenever it's very cold, he breaks out in song and dances like in musicals to keep himself warm!

Green_Hilltop teaches song and dance on a volunteer/free bases. (sometimes even to those who don't care to learn)

loves to show off new dancing moves they learned in my dance class!

^ Always looks good in his dashing collection of chapeaus, especially while gifting us with the honor of his presence in the thread he made for all of us goggers :)

^ He's intelligent, witty, confident, handsome, suave, and debonair.

^ Knows what "debonair" means.

^ Knows who Jordan Maxwell is.

enlightens fellow GOGers about who Jordan Maxwell is

^ protects the forum from dubious characters like Jordan Maxwell, by luring them with his decoy and then knifing them from behind.