Is friends with George of the Jungle.

^ He took Mowgli shopping for a proper pair of pants and a shirt.

^ He has mud-wrestled with Tarzan, but forfeited to not become the new King of the Apes.

^ He purloined Tarzan's loincloth while he was bathing (skinny-dipping) in the stream and now all the animals are laughing at the King of the Jungle's "shortcomings."

Tossed a bath bomb into the stream so Tarzan could take a proper bath, however, he first relocated all the living life in the stream so they would not be poisoned by the bath bomb.

Locked the jungle entrance so that nobody can spy on Tarzan bathing.

killed sabor and gave it as a birthday gift to Tarzan

^ Didn't vote Trump.

^ Did vote Trump.

^ Has a great sense of humour.

can stuff a full banana in his mouth while saying jokes

^ He can understand each of the jokes that borisburke tells with his banana-stuffed mouth and he doesn't spew juice from his oral cavity.

^Collects and hands out bananas so no one will starve

^ He sings this song while I pass out the bananas.

I honestly thought Maenmeldir was sending us to a Veggie Tales song, but that was even better just because I'd never hard that muppet song before.