^ is very proactive

Cryware only wears shirts that soak tears like a towel.

^knows everything there is to know about conspiracies (and is actually even part of a few).

^ Knows a "summer breeze" when he smells it.

^ He knows the smell of teen spirit.

Much like Joe Biden, Hooyaah knows the smell of teens and will soon be a spirit..

^ Just like Joe Biden, he never has any grasp of that of which he is speaking.

^ Has wood in his hand most days.

is great at witty euphorisms!

Is most confident going commando. He has nothing to hide.

^ Admired by ladies, he has a lance to be proud of.

Tried to warn a Balrog not to try crossing the Bridge of Khazad-dum, that he may fall off the bridge in the attempt. But the poor thing didn't listen, so he met his doom.

le-Chevalier ran under a giant elephant and cut the Achilles tendons, but was upstaged by an elf who used his own arrows as a ladder to climb to the top of another giant elephant, kill the squad riding it, and slid down the trunk as it fell.

^ Does not spoil pizza with pineapple.

Religiously pays his tithe to local pasta restaurants.