For real, you guys! Right there! I'm sure of it! All shiny and bright! The drugs haven't even kicked in yet! I didn't use MS Paint this time, I swear!

Now you done did it. People who shall remain unnamed will now start de-repping you again (I hope not, but you know how things are around here).

Meh, it's not like it even matters. I was in the deep negs for a long time there. If "they who shall not be named" sees this thread, I at least have the satisfaction of knowing they're likely livid about it.

Edit: Oh, what the heck, I'm no wimp. I'm not afraid to name names! I'm an AMERICAN, doggone it! Here we go:
Judas, I know it's you. Stop hiding and face it. I suspected you were a government agent from the start. How did you know of my past?! How did you track me so far?!?! Tell your boss that him and his cronies will never catch me! NEVER!

grats
enjoy it while you can ;p

Congratulations! Now that you finally got it, GOG will probably remove the rep tomorrow. ;)

Congratulations, and now onto the 2nd star:)

Wait... this is a question? Hmmm, maybe I'm supposed to ask a question that leads to the statement in your title? Something like: Damn Zeogold, you look like you're about to burst. What gives?

That would be hilarious. And possibly the best result.

"And that day, Zeogold died a hero. As he suddenly achieved the impossible, reality itself began to bend and twist and fold upon itself. NES screamed in anguish and Judas stopped sipping his coffee. After the smoke cleared, Zeogold was no more, NES was stripped of his power, and Judas decided he really needed to cut back on the caffeine. Yes, truly, rep was no more and would never be heard from again. The puzzle-loving jokester was forever immortalized in the hearts of the forumites and forever hated by the staff who ACTUALLY did the work and got none of the credit just because some idiot got a lousy star right before they wiped out rep and everybody attributed it to him instead." I may or may not have gained 10 pounds.

if not MS Paint, is it made using GIMP?

...crap, he's on to me.
QUICKLY! GET THE SEDATION GUNS!

I like rap, but I hate de-rapping.
De-rapping is nothing but 50 Cents style, so cheap....

A man walked by Beethoven's grave and hard scratching noises. Wondering what was going on, he dug up the grave and opened the coffin. Inside it, Beethoven had a pen and was marking out scores and scores of musical compositions.
"What are you doing?!" the man asked.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" Beethoven responded. "I'm decomposing!"

I've got some bootlegs of his short lived foray into West Country Folk music, under the name of Arthur Dollar.

Well, congratulations. BTW how does one get stars? I never pay attention to it until noe

Well, basically you get stars when you reached enuff REP.
I don`t know exactly, but I guess the first star you get when you reach 20 or 25 REP. Second is at 50 or 100 points. Third must be around 500 points, if I remember correctly.