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Posted May 22, 2019
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Sell the lemons for a tidy profit, and treat yourself to a hard cider instead.
Posted June 08, 2019
I'm the ZERO... you're the HERO!
Posted August 16, 2019
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
Posted August 16, 2019
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HunchBluntley: "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
- Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
"Good thing the tickets were free because this play su..."
-Abraham Lincoln, Ford's Theatre
Posted August 18, 2019
Yes, but what if beggars COULD be choosers?
Posted August 19, 2019
Breaking news! A hole was reported in the wall of the nudist colony. Police are looking into it just now.
Posted August 25, 2019
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Posted August 26, 2019
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Hooyaah: Breaking news! A hole was reported in the wall of the nudist colony. Police are looking into it just now.
The only thing I can think of that would work is "Bovaries", but I'm not sure one could make that make sense. :P
Posted August 26, 2019
Fantastic, yes. I agree with everything you've said.
Also, these sliced fruit candies are really food.
Posted September 09, 2019
Things are about to get diceey!!
Posted September 12, 2019
I dropped it like it was hot.

P.S. It was.
Posted October 02, 2019
My sense of humor is like the Sahara -- it covers most of North Africa and has Berbers living in it.
Posted December 06, 2019
Greetings, round pig! I come in piece!

Go figure, his humour is dry and mine is not only amorally icky, it's also broken...
Post edited December 06, 2019 by sanscript
Posted December 06, 2019
It's been sixteen years. Has Stacy's Mom still got it going on?
Posted December 06, 2019
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sanscript: fnerp
Heh, "butt Jesus"
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