coffee causes cancer
everybody knows that

But... it is the paint!

And besides which,

"Act 1. Carmen is a cigar-makeress from a tabago factory who loves with Don Jose of the mounting guard. Carmen takes a flower from her corsets and lances it to Don Jose (Duet: 'Talk me of my mother'). There is a noise inside the tabago factory and the revolting cigar-makeresses burst into the stage. Carmen is arrested and Don Jose is ordered to mounting guard her but Carmen subduces him and he lets her escape.

"Act 2. The Tavern. Carmen, Frasquito, Mercedes, Zuniga, Morales. Carmen's aria ('The sistrums are tinkling'). Enter Escamillio, a balls-fighter. Enter two smuglers (Duet: 'We have in mind a business') but Carmen refuses to penetrate because Don Jose has liberated her from prison. He just now arrives (Aria: 'Stop, here who comes!') but hear are the bugles singing his retreat. Don Jose will leave and draws his sword. Called by Carmen shrieks the two smuglers interfere with her but Don Jose is bound to dessert, he will follow into them (final chorus: 'Opening sky wandering life').

"Act 3. A roky landscape, the smuglers shelter. Carmen sees her death in cards and Don Jose makes a date with Carmen for the next balls fight.

"Act 4. A place in Seville. Procession of balls-fighters, the roaring of the balls is heard in the arena. Escamillio enters (Aria and chorus: 'Toreador, toreador, all hail the balls of a Toreador'). Enter Don Jose (Aria: 'I do not threaten, I besooch you') but Carmen repels him wants to join with Escamillio now chaired by the crowd. Don Jose stabbs her (Aria: 'Oh rupture, rupture, you may arrest me, I did kill her') he sings 'Oh my beautiful Carmen, my subductive Carmen.'"

"Plastics."

Insomnia without sale

the only emperor is the emperor of ice cream

where's the bloody lancet?!!

My brain hurts

Do y'all know what a non-sequitur is? Random thoughts and silliness are not the same.

details !

It's a brilliant comic strip you godless savages in The Netherlands wouldn't understand. :P

Well, there's 123456789101112 13 14 15 16 17 18
wheels
OOOOOOON aBIGRIG
and they're
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From Wikipedia:

A non sequitur (Latin for "it does not follow"), in formal logic, is an argument with a conclusion that does not follow from its premises.

Example:

If I am Japanese, then I am Asian.
I am not Japanese.
Therefore, I am not Asian.

I think you're from the United States.

Anyone here remember "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy"? XD

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

"If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone."

That was HI-LA-RI-OUS Mr e.

It was hilarious because you put XD after it, otherwise I wouldn't have laughed.