na they will just make a jesus simulator... waggle your joystick to see how fast you can carry a cross, stick the nails on jesus.

bla to Religion, it only causes wars.

In fairness it does kind of look like we might be picking on one religion, which we aren't!, but just to cover our bases I'm going to post THIS so that we cal all make fun of that and offer the thread a sense of fair play with regards to our ridicule. :D

Helps me remember that there are still some people who do not submit to fear and to the threats of these retrograders.
For the record, I'm actually shitting on Islam.

*slaps himself* wait, did I just voted for this..?

Comparison:
http://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/surgeon_simulator_2013
http://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/muhammad_sex_simulator_2015

This is twisted
voted for it

Ohh right, but the black dude, and the woman get to be sidekicks.............

*gets back to trench*

http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Funnyjunkcom+funny+pictures+1766515+drunk+what+the+guys+_b1bbcfcbab4ca3c676ef661bec995f80.jpg

"The Ink of the Scholar is more valuable than the Blood of the Martyr"

Prophet Muhammad.

Something the guys who made this probably never read from Muhammad, probably because they only focused on the fact that he had many wives :P

And they probably fapped to harem hentai porn for all I know.

Will the actually funny part be a DLC?

I don't care whether it's offensive or politicaly incorrect, I'm all for freedom of making fun of everyone and everything, but here's the catch- if you want my vote, you actually need to be funny. Clever would also be nice. Offensive and in bad taste does not equall either of those. You can be both offensive and funny, it's possible, however rare, but this is not it.

I want "Super Faith Fighter Turbo".
Hubbard can throw credit cards like Gambit; Muhammad can use his many wifes as human shields and can call suicide bombers; Jesus can take a lot of beating, does almost no damage with his whip and can resurrect to zombie jesus once per round, Buddha/Siddharta can call passive sitting blockades, "Amish man" has pitchforks and torch.....
Gandhi as DLC character, yeah.

Maybe someone has already made something like this in MUGEN. Please tell me if someone has!

And we got Surgeon Simulator at only half the votes.

Good point hence the difference between a genius like Lenny Bruce and an idiot like Andrew Dice Clay.

I find the fact that there's actually an 'ejaculate' button absolutely hysterical.

Review of the game:

Graphics & sound:

It's only 25 MB download size, the graphics are fairly simplistic and low poly, so the game runs fine even with integrated graphics. Sounds are very limited, you have unique sounds for the animals but only one effect per animal so sadly not too much variety. Some music would have been nice but unfortunately there is none.

Gameplay:

As of now, there are only 5 scenarios to choose from:
-one goat
-one sheep
-one pig
-one man (Osama)
-group of five men (Boko Haram dudes)

The interactions are quite limited, all you can do is select an action and it will be executed in an endless loop, there's no excite-o-meter or anything as you would find in comparable virtual porn simulations so it's a bit of a let down. There is an "ejaculate" button but all it does is that all the characters involved in the scene will fall down in the sand, as if they had been knocked out by a punch. Not very realistic.
You can choose between oral, anal, "water sports", scat play and in case of the animals also vaginal. Scatplay is limited to a type of semi-diarrhea so if you need more variety here, you might feel disappointed. All the animals are female so while you can choose between receiving and giving oral, you can only give anal but not receive it from the animals. The addition of male animals would have given the game more options. As for the Boko Haram guy, they might be pussies but they have none, thought I'd point that out so you don't think it's a gameplay bug.

All in all, there isn't much replay value at all and after less than 5 minutes you've seen everything so if you don't have much time, don't worry you won't need much time to complete this game. Nonethless, the game is worth a mention if only for the reason that it stands alone in its category. I'd also like to mention that this game is NSFW, though your co-workers might find it mighty funny. Depending on where you work.

Oh, so I guess laws are meant to be broken.