Coin a new word and post it here.

Example:

Esophacough = When you go to drink something (using your esophagus), but get a bit down your trachea (windpipe) causing you to cough.

Currently people often say "Wrong Tube" after it happens.

Remaquel = Star Wars 7

Anteversary - The date on which something will happen in a future year. April 5th 2013 was the fifttieth anteversary of First Contact

cumflustered = you are at party and your private parts show more than your private persona.

battlelop - the gait of a warrior who has taken a few to many knocks to his noggin

I modified my predictive text generator to generate some words for you:

sesheroustidend
shaliochncaletryphrjoly
isth
grispitismmbra
cene
da
olanituble
ucuits
phovecove
hen
prirorstwiom
d
Can
Sar
gy
heryder
tal
wonenefonccery
anitag
g
hmarnsiobido
phateakincoviabablopashygis
biachy
unet
sus
quc
tod
iouarwesydeconelpad
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Personally, I like olanituble and heryder.

Now, it might be interesting to guess what these words would mean.

I think Rich Hall beat you to this by about 35 years. :P

(Vlerp) Used to exclaim a major problem only one person is able to solve. "This ceiling tile wont fit in the cross track, I wish that vlerping Chad was back!"

(Dingussion) A person or thing that could have been great but failed in all aspects of creation. "Brutal Legend started out so great but after the RTS parts the inner dingussion showed up. If only Double Fine hadn't fired the vlerped out developers, it could have been great!"

(Quani) A state of mind that comes when you learn the meaning of life after eating a Beefy Crunch Burrito. "Guys I almost reach my Quani, but the Dingussion behind the counter forgot the sour cream... he could have been my vlerp; he was so close!"

Snigglets.

Weekend proNO (n.): A GOG sale with games that no one is interested in (see also Jack Keane 2).

now now.

cockawinkie - the inevitable result of global nuclear apocalypse. Since the only thing that survives a nuclear apocalypse will be cockroaches and Twinkies (which have a shelf life of forever), they will evolutionarily merge to become the cockawinkie.

megaquack (n) [ \ˈme-gə\ kwak\ ] - a person or group who stubbornly refuses to adopt the metric system, especially in the face of overwhelming derision.

" Why are americans such megaquacks? "

This coming from someone in a country that embraced Apartheid until recently. :P

Damn, that went from 10 mph to lightspeed real quick :P