^ He wrote a Scooby Doo / Beetlejuice crossover.

^ Is trying to inspire me to care about Beetlejuice.

The only Beetlejuice he has seen lately is on his windshield.

^ Is trying to frame me for stealing a car even though I never drive.

^ Thinks drivers licenses are a setup by the deep state to force people into a pre-built infrastructure grid.

^ Doesn't seem to realize that's exactly what they are (you need a driver's license to be eligible for jury duty, or you need to be registered to vote - it was one and they changed it to the other, and I don't remember which, but needless to say, I'm not eligible for jury duty!).

^ like to burst bubbles.

^ Likes to distract from HMA's coherent statements, rare as they are.

^ He escapes the jury pool by asking about "Jury Nullification."

^ Nullified the jury with a guided missile.

^ is friends with Mr. Burke from Fallout 3.

^ He's constructed an underground bunker inspired by Fallout.

^ is a member of Bethesda's watered-down version of Brotherhood of Steel.

^ Used all their toaster power to help write parts of the Fallout tv show

I would love to see such a thing, or perhaps tour one of the missile silos converted into apartments for the super rich

^ insulted me big time, as the TV show looks to be based off Bethesda's inferior brand of Fallout Lore, world-building, writing stuff, etc.