Oh, you!

If this is the case I sure hope all the scum are just goons. If scum have a roleblocker then you can't prevent the kill with jailing.

Shit... I go give the kid a bath and this happens? 0_o

Drealmer you suck... I was going to hammer you and last minute decided to wait... not seeing it coming? What a horrible joke...

Still time to go Nacho people? This fits.

11:45 Voting is closed.

DAY IS CLOSED, DO NOT POST

Twilight post incoming once I final tally any last minute votes

I can hop on nacho if not JMich to get a lynch

D1 Twilight Post:


After a day of somewhat low-key drama considering the very unsmurfy reality facing the village, the smurfs gathered together to bring the day's proceedings to a close.

"Yeah, sure, whatever - him" mumbled on smurf. "Agreed, that one thing he did was somewhat annoying," said another.

"Noooo, you mothersmurfers always lynch me. That other smurf is way scumurfier than me, y'know, in my opinion!" raged Stony Smurf. "You always smurfing lynch me, and I'm always just a smurf!"

"Yeah, maybe, whatever. You'll do, I think is what slightly less than half but more than a third of us are saying."

As twilight - and more importantly, dinnertime - approach, Drealmer suddenly rose up: "Well this time, not so fast!" At which point the discussion bubbled to a furious pace of finger-pointing and accusations at several Smurfs leading even further from a solution to which particular Smurf to smurf into the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator.

And then suddenly, a bell rang. All conversation stopped. It was Culinary Smurf calling them over to dinner. No one was to be smurfed into the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator at all. "What DOES that thing even do?" most of them wondered silently to themselves.

Instantly the arguments of the day were past and forgotten - it was time to gather and eat whatever fine meal Culinary Smurf had smurfed together for them. Hopefully including pie tonight.

They ate, and ate, and smurfed a bit, yada yada. And with the meal concluded, and Culinary Smurf left behind to wash yet again, the smurfs wandered off to their respective huts, sure that, given that nothing bad had happened during the day, nothing bad would happen in the coming night either.

Night 1 has fallen. No lynch D1.

The thread is closed: do not post.

Alright. Jailor is too valuable to risk it, if it is correct.

unvote drealmer7

JMich, when you feel the time is right, I would like to know what you think of drealmers claim to have jailed you in N0.

Oops! Forum swallowed an entire page, which I didn't see until I had posted. So I didn't see that you had closed the thread. Modkill me if you must. I have earned it.

mod-note:

After wrestling with the question for many hours, for reasons we can all dissect post-game, I'm removing Lift from the field of battle. That said, it's not entirely his fault (software, yada yada) so I'm not viewing it as a modkill per se. If town wins, Tetrabrachius Smurf will eventually find his way back to the village and can live happily ever after with the others.

I don't feel good about it for a variety of reasons, but the die is cast.

PMs and daybreak post will be coming out hopefully in the next few hours, and D2 will commence a bit after that, but probably with some delay depending on my schedule. D2 should be open by evening (here) at least.

D2 Daybreak (half-assed flavor)

The sun rises over another smurfy day in smurf village. Smurfs wander out of their homes and gather for another smurfy breakfast of bacon, smurfberry waffles, and other assorted delights.

After a while it's clear their numbers are fewer - exactly 2 handfuls of smurfs remain!

The group wanders o off to look for them. Near the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator the group finds a pair of pants - in the pocket is a wallet with picture ID: Tetrabrachius Smurf smurfed himself into the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator over night - he was Smurfy Smurf Villager.

The group is sad to see him go - he was a great smurf in his time. They hold out hope that maybe one day he'll return. Probably depends on what the Smurfmatic Smurfmotabulator even does.

The group then moves along to the home of Singed Smurf. Much like with PlotDevice the prior day, his door stands ajar - the group is very worried. However, the interior of the house is untouched. The group pokes around, finding a spellbook and a magic wand. Whaaat the smurf?

After some conversation and deduction the group determines:
Singed Smurf was Smurf Village Smurfkeeper.

The group falls into stunned silence. Y'know, for a few hours.

D2 is now underway - thread is open and players may post at will. May the smurf be with you.

With 8 alive, maj=5.

Not voting: (8)

Still reeling. I did not expect this outcome. :/

Drealmer is obvious scum. (*checks assumptions* Yeah, no, I can see no way for him to be otherwise. Dammit, I was really pretty much convinced he wasn't! Bad luck for scum to kill the actual jailkeeper, thus confirming Drealmer's lie, though he must've known he wouldn't live long anyway...)

But why did scum pick Brasas?
He was the towniest scum hunter. (No one even voted for him after the 15 second double-vote in RVS from Nacho and Wyrm.) He was misguided with at least one of his conclusions, but since he was pushing so hard on me and Nacho, the obvious conclusion would be that one of us has to be scum and wanted the heat removed, which I then must conclude to be Nacho. But of course, this all was very public, so scum would know that a Brasas kill would immediately shift attention to us. Scum-Drealmer also pushed that attention before claiming. So does that mean that Nacho is also town, and scum is having a great laugh? That'd mean eyeing those who've barely gotten any attention, and/or those who've been targetted by me and Nacho. Or is scum-Nacho playing a riskier game and thinking he's good enough to shift town-opinion toward me being scum? (Should be an easy bet against the newbie with the scummy-looking mistakes.) :( But then, if I'm mislynched, we still have time to lynch him back and win, so that seems quite risky indeed.

And of course, Brasas knew Drealmer lied. Him not contradicting that makes sense, but did he leave us anything in his last message? What is "not seeing it coming? What a horrible joke..." referring to? Was that what clued scum in that he was aware of it being a lie, and thus had a PR?

GAAH!

Vote Drealmer

BLERRR!!! You ! YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU SILLY SMURFHEAD!!!

GAHHHHH!!!

Okay everyone please listen to me before you throw me in the Smurfmatic Smurfeater!!! If you want to throw me in after you hear me out, I totally understand - but I AM A SMURF (a smurfette, actually!) - don't do it!!!

SO -

I said I was a jailer because I WAS SO SURE THERE WAS NO JAILER (because of my role) and I didn't want to reveal my true role BECAUSE I AM THE TENTH ROLE. I thought I could safely claim jailer and confuse scum and not hurt town at all. GAHHHHHHHHH! I blame bler!!! (no really it's my fault, I see why no fake-claims!)

I am the only female smurf. Ever through the dwindling numbers of smurfs, apparently I've not been disappeared because the loss of the smurfette would bring notice to the rest of the smurfs that something was amiss, whereas all the dude smurfs just didn't notice each other because obviously as long as I'm around nothing else matters.

My role is a Smurfette Smurfbanger. !!!! Each Night I get to choose a smurf to put the moves on and roleblock. No one can resist these hot blue buns!!!

I thought since I was a town roleblocker as the added 10th role that there'd be NO WAY there was ALSO a town jailer in the game. THIS IS WHY I ASKED BLER THE QUESTION I DID ABOUT THE 10TH ROLE CHOICE BEFORE/AFTER THE MATRIX SELECTION. Because I thought even MORE SURE that if the answer was "after" that I was safe to make that fake claim as town. NOW, I'm figuring it was before and he's sitting there highly amused at the outcome. Even when he's not a bastard, he's a bastard!!!!!

I figured that giving that disinformation like I did would throw off scum and be awesome and that my actions could all be explained as jailer and nothing bad would happen because of it. I thought that was what bler had intended to be able to do with it!!!! (when I was thinking it was probably chosen after the matrix setup was chosen) and was all pumped that I wasn't lynched and my thoughts were True and that I did a good job...*sigh*...until I see the brasas kill/flip!!!

I think scum must be SO FuCKING PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES that they killed the jailer/brasas and got that flip. That is like, the worst luck for me EVER. I've certainly learned my lesson. NEVER FAKE CLAIM!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN THIS ROLE IS AWESOME!!!

I just typed that fast before work because I've gotta GO TO WORK and be gone until like 7 oclock tonight. but I can't post it still yet!! I received my PM a couple hours ago and was all happy, then the Daybreak post came! gaahhhh! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*WANTS TO POST THIS BEFORE LEAVING FOR THE DAY SO BADLY* (it's now 12:51 and I leave at 1:25, but not like I can just sit here refreshing until the second I have to leave. BLERRRRRRRRRRR!!!! RRRRRRRRR!!!!!!)

*refresh**refresh* (1:06 now) OMG LOOK I CANPOST!!!

- time to get dressed and smoke bongs before work - later to see my fate! (I'm just glad I was able to get that in before I had to go because it is obviously important no matter what you believe!!!!)

I told you so.

GG, town.

@drealmer7 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Vote drealmer7

"I'm the jailer!"
*jailer dies*
"I'm actually the tenth role, not the jailer!"

I was away during the final 30 minutes of the D1 lynch, or I'd have been asking how you chuckleheads bought a N0 jailer that jailed someone. Have you looked at the matrix?

Been waiting to do this since Night fell.
Vote Drealmer.