Wish granted but soon after you are in a freak accident and both your hand have to be amputated.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much when I should be studying

Granted, you start studying immediately, without delay. But from now, your grades are always the lowest ever obtained.

I wish to have the sight of an eagle, but without being one of them.

Granted, now girls are starting to scream at you "Pervert!" or calling you "Tom the Peeper", even though you're not peeping...or sort of.

I wish I could hit two flying discs with a stone.

Granted, but the stone becomes like a boomerang and hits your head after, every time you throw it.

I wish to have the gift of telekinesis.

You have telekinesis, but you can't control it. Objects fly randomly towards your head.

I wish I didn't care what other people think or might think.

Granted, you don't care anymore. What is appropriate, since you've just been confined in an asylum. Indefinitely.

I wish to escape from the routine in my life.

Granted, programme that made your cyborg body move has been deleted, now you have no routine.

I wish I could make a slam dunk.

Granted. Your limbs are amputated and replaced with springs.

I wish I could see better.

Granted, you were turned in a eagle.

I wish to visit the most beautiful place in Earth.

Granted. You are now stuck there with no food or water, and no means of transportation.

I wish I knew what wish I was allowed to corrupt.

Granted, but since the wishing person didn't write it, you can't corrupt it here. You can if you want to but only in your mind.

I wish I could give a wish to someone who doesn't have it, ...especially for wish corruption! :D

Granted, but the experience makes all them crazy rabid. In some hidden place in their mind they know who is responsible. So relentlessly pursue you until the end...

I wish to go to Hawaii.

Granted, you took an airplane flight to Hawaii. In the middle of the flight, your fuel tank was hit by a stray AK47 bullet fired from Mexican drug cartel gunfight. You were then forced to land on a beach of a small unidentified isle in the Pacific. Now all is up to you how to get out of the island. Crusoe moment...

I wish I could own an AK47.

Granted. Enjoy your new AK47plastic toy gun.

I wish the season to be always autumn.