Off-topic: Yes, vulcanos and earthquakes, this island isn't a very hospitable place to live

Granted but GOG community stays so great as GOG is suddenly shut down
I wish From had spent more time on Dark Souls PC

Granted, we now do not have any more DMR in games, because unfortunatelly games are not made anymore and every company switched to make TV commericals to interrupt our movies.
Granted, it spent so much time on it, it came out on the last day of your life.

I wish temperatures would drop to normal.

Granted but the drop to Pluto's "normal"

I wish I had more free time

You break your spine from a car accident and live the rest of your life paralyzed from the neck down. No more work for life!

I wish cats could fly.

Really? I don't see how this wish could not go wrong. Well, if you're sure...

Granted, but all life on earth soon becomes extinct due to the series of global catastrophes this abomination of nature has created.

I wish scientists came up with a way to mass-produce synthetic meat products that taste and feel exactly like the real deal, and as a result we'd stop killing animals for food.

Granted. But the synthetic meat slowly makes the eaters impotent as side effect which isn't discovered before it's too late leading to extinction of humanity.

I wish to have a nice big dragon to play with and fly me around whenever I like.

Granted - but she is under the impression that breathing fire at you is a sign of affection. Also you have to muck her out, and dragon dung (of which there is a lot, for dragons are very large) not only smells terrible but occasionally explodes.

I wish for the power to walk through walls.

Granted, but you can't breath while doing this and you must be very careful to not end stuck in a wall.

I wish lycanthropes were real.

Granted, but now they hunt you.

I wish my throat would stop being sore.

Granted but now everything else is sore

I wish Ron Gilbert was allowed to make Monkey Island 3A

Granted, but EA forcefully got the license to the series, so all you got when you both the game was the intro video and the title screen. Everything else will be available in 666 monthly DLCs costing $15 each.

I wish I could climb the clouds.

Granted, but airplanes run into you because it's unusual to see you there. And you fall like a free fall bomb.

I wish my ISP would be so kind to raise my bandwidth for the same monthly price.

Granted, they raise it so much that the terrific speed burn your computer and incidentally your house. The insurance refuses to take care of the damage.

I wish not to need sleep.

Granted, but later you'll begin to miss a comfortable sleep. Laying on a soft mattress soft pillows, the weather is cool enough, ideal for sleeping, no noise all calm. Suddenly you realize you've just fall asleep and dreamed and you want it again.

I wish I could put people to sleep by flicking my fingers like spell.