Wish granted. They still mistake other stuff, like cannon and canon, through.

I wish for the spark of revolution to trigger all sensible people into demolishing EU and rebuilding it, in a friendlier shape for the people, this time round.

Granted. The new EU is especially friendly to minorities and LGBTI people.

I wish for the EU's parliament to vote to leave the EU without dismantling it.

Wish granted. Soults and Junker are tired of papers and endless debates and go to eat pizza together with Cameron, on permanent vacation. They don't dismantle EU, but the countries forming it don't forget to do so!

I wish to have a slice of the pizza that Cameron ate, while deciding out of the blue to make that Bremain/Brexit voting a reality!

Granted, but unfortunately you have no legal place to eat it.

I wish for KiNgBrAdLeY7's forum title, "Stop Devolution!", to actually apply; people should become more accepting of LGBT people, as that is a sign of evolution, not devolution.

Granted, however, the evolution turned into a revolution causing an internal war between transsexuals and homosexuals.

I wish there was no such thing as Winter.

Granted: It's now cold all year round.

(By the way, with respect to how you granted my wish, what happens with people who are both trans and gay?)

(New wish coming soon.)


I just feel like taking this one, even though it's already been granted. In fact, I have two different corruptions of it:

1. Granted, but now you haven't heard of analogous terms such as "straight" (when applied to people), "able-bodied", "white" (when applied to people), etc. As a result, you end up getting into a race discussion with a black person, and when you use the word "normal" to refer to white people, she takes offense.

2. Granted, but in the process, you are no longer cisgender. This means that you have become transgender or genderqueer, and you must transition away from your birth sex in order to feel comfortable. In doing so, you have ended up on the bad end of discrimination.

Anyway, here's my wish:

I witch that people would find better, more creative, ways to corrupt wishes.

They were all killed in the revolution for playing both sides, duh.

Granted. Witchery increases by 120% worldwide.

I wish Nintendo was less sexist.

Granted, but it meant they were less sexy and eventually went broke.

I wish that I could take back the day my parents caught me masturbating.

Done. But instead, they catch you doing crack. Hilarity ensues.

I wish I wasn't allergic to citrus, so that I could eat Mediterranean cuisine without fearing for my life.

Wish granted, but out of all this time of vitamin C deprivation, you become a salty, scurvy, seadog! Yarr!

I wish the tall, black haired, tattoo wearing beauty i fucked raw some time ago, didn't give my Syphilis. Damn, i have an STD now! And no health insurance!

Granted: He killed you instead. Now, instead of having Syphilis, you have Death, which is *much* harder to deal with.

I wish that The Witcher series of books and games had originally gone with a female protagonist.

That explains the beardworms.

And nothing personal, but from now on after I quote or post to you I will thoroughly wash my hands.

Ha ha, you have a bacterial infection and weeping and festering pustules.

Granted, however, during the war she was captured and made a concubine.

She was then forced to copulate and perform felatio with the victors.

I wish I had my own concubine and succubus.

Granted, but the succubus level drained you to level 0, causing you to disappear forever.

I wish for a party-based turn-based RPG that has a spellmaking system similar to the one in the Elder Scrolls series.