Granted, however, their inner gayness made them fist each other instead.

I wish that people would make love and not war.

War, what it is you're good for?

War is the mother spark of technology, advancement, evolution and evaluation/measurement tool of all things good in (this) life. It shifts and resets priorities in the mind of lazy, conceited, fake-ass, tiny-hearted little people. It makes people and societies mature, men become manly (at least in bygone eras) and there are defensive and patriotic wars, too. Had wars not existed, no technological advancement would ever be. At least weapon-wise and martial-arts wise (the asians developed martial arts as a form or warfare tactics and having a better edge against an unsuspecting opponent). Makes you appreciate other humans and stop being inhumane, provided that you actually outlive that war. As the last master says: "War is necessary so as for us to preserve and defend life". War is also a perfect opportunity to go after people who gravely wronged you, because it is a lawless time that rarely people can keep track of things and when planned perfectly, 2-3 missing civilians won't even be found, ever. Especially if they are of serving age and somehow are placed in a unit near yours, in the middle of fucking nowhere. War is something i would very much have, in the near future. I have just ordered one and i am waiting.

I wish for the rest of my wishes to be soon fulfilled. Up to now, quite a few have already been granted.

It seems that people forgot about my wish:

I wish that the Supreme Court (of what?) would rule that their rulings (including this one) are all invalid.

Granted, the Supreme Court has ruled, 8 to 0, that your wish is invalid.

I wish for delicious cake

Somehow, the wish granter seems to think that cakes are lies for some odd reason and gives you some delicious lies.


Also, so that it doesn't get lost:

It seems that, since you didn't put any more wishes in your post, that the wish-granter has nothing to grant, and therefore the rest of your wishes, which happen to be no wishes at all, are granted.

(In other words, nothing happened.)

I wish for gog.com to get some games that pre-date Akalabeth. Akalabeth is a bit too modern for my tastes; I want something older!

GOG will have to grant your wish, you can add The Oregon Trail to your wishlist. First pc game I ever played.

I wish it was autumn already

Wish granted, but gog sales come and drain your wallet dry.

I wish the multicultural tapestry of London to STFU, respect the outcome with dignity and work properly to rebuild Britain, instead of begging for the next toxic money drug fix from Brussels, nagging against or even downright threatening respectable patriots and committing high treason against the country itself.

Granted... sorta. We just need some chlorine for the gene pool. I'm suffering a similar problem here.

I wish I'd never heard of the term "cisgender"

Granted, you don´t, you just cançt stop thinking about it.

I wish i can have every action figure i ever wish for free.

Granted, but now they're "Dolls" instead of "Action Figures"

I wish it wasn't 99° right now

Granted; it's now 119°.

I wish for a game taking place in a Nazi concentration/death camp during World War 2.

Granted. A remake of PS1 Chicken Run video game gets announced for the PS4 Neo.

I wish GOG would switch his base currency from USD to GBP.

Granted, but all prices increase as a result.

I wish that people in England would stop using weight units (like Pounds) for their currency.

Granted the Englanders start using body parts name now, 1 Arm and 2 Legs and 3 Ears- 1.23 Heads Total.

I wish Richard Simmons would dry hump Hillary Clinton during a press conference and she tries to ignore the surprise humper.

It seems that your wish has serious grammatical errors, so the wish-granting witch had to be, let's say, creative, with her interpretation.

As a result:

Richard Simmons is now a dry hump.

Hillary Clinton is now the President of England. (Never mind that England's government has a Prime Minister instead of a President; the witch decided to just ignore that.)

There is now a surprise humper, which is interpreted as someone who turns things into humps. Of course, that humper turned the ground beneath the One World Trade Center, causing an incident similar to that which happened 15 years ago.

I wish that people would stop using "it's" (with the apostrophe) as if it were a possessive; it's not. (The word they probably mean is "its".)