Granted. You now have numerous boxes of a nice mix of mint and belladonna berry tea.

I wish for a mansion.

Granted. Truth be told, the mansion don't belong to you. But you live there. Even better, it's the Playboy Mansion!
Bad thing is, you're one of Hugh Hefner's secret sex-slave midgets and just see daylight (outside your cage in the underground dungeons) at the biggest parties, which are the worst times for you.


Oh, and since flubbucket Of the Ignored was ninja'd (and ironically ignored) I'll grant his/her wish too!
Granted. You force a leprechaun to give you the powers of doubling your bank account every time you sneezes, as you thought it would be more secure (and easier to avoid attention) than walking with a pot of gold.
But here's the catch: he tricked you and every time your bank account doubles, all your bills (and taxes) get multiplied by 4 AND you get one position higher among the list of electronic robbers, the federals are looking for.

Now my wish.
I wish I could know as many movies as IMdB does.

Granted. But you only know them as well as IMDb does: which is to say, you can list the cast, a summary of the plot and maybe some quotes, but you have no actual viewing knowledge of any of the movies themselves. Bummer.

I wish I spoke French, so I could participate in GoG's new "Discussions Générales" forum.

Granted. You can now speak French, however you can't speak English any longer. You're now stuck in the Discussions Générales forum. :P

I wish I could speak all the languages of the world.

Granted! Unfortunately, when speaking to any given person, you are compelled to speak to them only in a language that they don't understand.

I wish I was a little bit taller....

Granted. You are 2 inches taller. But only your head grew, so now your face looks weirdly stretched.

I wish I had a PS4.

Granted, but it doesn't work and you cannot under any circumstances return it for a refund.


I wish I had some spaghetti and meatballs awaiting me.

Granted, some spaghetti & meatballs awaiting you at the home but you'll have to work overtime tonight so someone else gonna eat them..

I wish I could spy with my little eye.

Granted, but the more you spy the more things shrink which causes your eye strain until it can't see anymore.


I wish Insomnia Promo happening next week was a sure thing.

Whoops! I missed the start of a new page.

And so it shall. Next week, for the Insomnia Promo, GoG will distribute free... caffeine pills. :p

I wish for some eggnog.

Some eggnog appears out of the blue, but drops on the floor accidentally and becomes unusable.

I wish all those nagging for the Witcher 3 DLCs, for them, to become a pay to buy service, with the same pricing as that of Steam (for season passes and extra content DLC).

Granted, but everyone purchases all of them spending your money.


I wish it wasn't raining all day and all night long.

Granted but it never rains from now on, your area suffers an endless drought and many people and animals die.


I wish my beard would grow faster. (I hope whoever answers this makes it good ;))

Granted, your beard will grow much faster, but it grows in so stiff it makes shaving a pain in the neck. You will spend hundreds on razor blades and bread trimming kits that wear out thanks to your mighty beard. But you have new career choices: soap opera star, pirate, bearded man in a side show, new cast member for Duck Dynasty or a cast member on a reality show about beards.

I wish for a sequel to Gray Matter.

Done! But to play it, you have to know Morse code. And Gaelic.

I wish for fruitcake.