Granted. You didn't buy the aforementioned pecan pie, but you bought instead a pumpkin pie, which, as it turned out, caused you food poisoning, and you spent the rest of the week eating rice and carrot and wishing you hadn't bought that pumpkin pie that night.

I wish that, when the LucasArts games get released here on GOG, they won't have regional pricing.

Granted! They are all $99 each, worldwide.

I wish I had my own private island in the Caribbean.

Granted, but the island is very small and it is surrounded by sharks.

I wish I could double jump (jump again while in the air).

Granted, but you land roughly and break lots of bones. You survive, however, i am not a heartless evil bastard.

I wish for my ex to get the exact same treatment she brought onto me, from her current one.

Your wish is granted. But due to a twist of fate, every little thing will bounce back to you making you experience everything all over again.


I wish I wasn't coming down with a cold.

Okay. You're coming down with the flu.

I wish I could still hear as well as I did in my 20s.

Granted, but your ears will now be doubled in size.

I wish other digital distribution platforms learn a thing or two from GOG's customer service and overall awesomeness.

Ok, they do but now you can only buy from them and they only sell titles you have no interest in


I wish it was already time for today's big announcement.



That's just cruel. :(

Granted, but the announcement is that King is the new publisher and the release is Candy Krush Saga.
mwuhahahahahaha!

I wish the Star Wars prequels were erased from existence.

Granted. But they're releasing The Star Wars Holiday Special in Blu-Ray and making another trilogy from that.

I wish the elections here wouldn't have been so sour.

Granted. Now they are too sweet. :P

(Vote for Splenda!!!)

I wish Grim Fandango will be one of the games coming here through the new publisher, because I really want to try it.

Granted, but it's a Linux exclusive.

I wish Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is released at some point (with the proper audio unlike Steam's version).

Done. Your wish is responsible for calling the game into creation back during its original release date.

I wish for the ability to talk my way out of anything flawlessly.

Granted, but you can only speak Mandarin.

I wish I had 30 SMART cars.

Granted, but they don't have tires, or even steering wheels for that matter.

I wish there would be no more reality shows. (I know it will never happen)