The reason.
:D

You can't because as a monkey, I'm a free citizen of this universe. :P

*flings poo at Leonard03*

Finally. It is about time someone started to enforce some standards around here. Feel free to expand your criteria for arresting people, the more the merrier.

I almost never (this is the only time I've done it in memory, though I'm sure I've done it a few times before) click on a link without having an idea what it is or relates to. For some reason I did here, and I'm glad I did, thanks!!! I'm with you. I was in a heated argument with someone on here earlier and they used "your" instead of "you're" like an absolute moron and I didn't even feel I could point it out to them (something I almost always do) because they weren't taking what I was trying to say well to begin with, and it just gets worse if you try to be helpful with grammar in the middle of contention.

I'm posting this all over the place for the morons who can't think, thanks again!

Fight it or it is just going to get worse and worse, folks!

Agreed. Everyone knows that monkeys are above the law.

Well, keep in mind that in an international setting, English is not the first language of many posters.

Some people are annoyingly lazy when they type, but nobody likes a language police.

You know that Wolfenstein has arrived on GOG? I'm not sure if Blazkowicz knows the difference between grammar nazis and the other kind...


But nice video :-)

Monkeys scare me...

"Could of" instead of "Could have" is the most annoying word crime IMO.

I get worked up just repeating it. >=(

The auto spell checker is always stopping me from writing "kinda" and other "shorter" versions....

I certainly keep this in mind when making the comments I do to people. However, there are definitely ways to tell the difference between blatant apathy and unforgivable ignorance vs. someone who just doesn't know because english isn't their first, 2nd, 3rd, etc. language. This is obviously (I think) directed at the native speakers who are butchering the language and communication with their apathy. There's also an extreme difference between people who just like to "get on" people for their mis-uses (condescending) vs. people who are just fed up with the perpetuation of stupidity via the way they speak/type/communicate in general (it is bad here in the US - REALLY bad.)

Their is know weigh your gonna arrest me. Nice tri though.

:p

As an English teacher I can't help but notice that he's asserting that dangling participles is a word crime. Erm, no, that has never been a rule in English.

Oim just a humble IT Tech but I googled 'dangling participles' and the definition on Dictionary.com say that it's a word
"that appears from its position to modify an element of the sentence other than the one it was intended to modify, as 'plunging' in Plunging hundreds of feet into the gorge, we saw Yosemite Falls"

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dangling+participle

Like an 'Eats Shoots and Leaves' thing only it doesn't necessarily matter if you add a comma or not...

But that changes the whole meaning!