... enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.

...use the GOD mode !

...keep on sucking until you do suck seed.

....read the fucking manual.
....tell your wife the thruth.
....eat spinach.
....stop being so whiney.
....try again without being drunk.

... IDDQD

...then do it again a 1000 times but see to it that you don't stubbornly take the exact same approach a 1000 times because if you just do the exact same thing without improving the strategy, failing a 1000 or even 10'000 times is entirely possible if it's a complex thing you're trying to achieve.

... you're obviously not ZFR.

... press control + Z

...admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.

...I hope you caught it on video.

...and that your hair grows back. Hmm, my cat does this all the time....

... plead innocent.

...don't try to summon Cthulhu a second time.

beat it senseless and toss it in the trunk of the car.

...trick all three lords of Hell into claiming your soul to cure your lung cancer.

....you`re not Holly Deluxe!