If at first you don't succeed. . .

(Complete the phrase. Let's see how many answers we can come up with).

The original version comes from a proverb:

'Tis a lesson you should heed:
Try, try, try again.
If at first you don't succeed,
Try, try, try again.

Most people just quote the last two lines and leave off one of the trys.

... look up wikipedia.

...use a bigger hammer.
...blame your parents.
...drink heavily.

...claim that wasn't what you were trying to do anyway.

...set things on fire and promise burninating vengeance to the heavens

...Throw it through the Star Gate

...get a bigger boat.

... call it a beta.

...look at the window and write the first thing you see in the horizon

... use a time machine

call it galaxy beta

... blame the dog.

...eff it? (Momo editing for those too young or too religious to read the word fuck :-p )

we are not allowed to say fuck !

oh FUCK !

can we say cunt ?

very much not

... use more lube.