Blame guns and try to ban guns.

... you realize that success is not everything that matters.

Rename the bill and say its to protect the nations youth

Exactly.

“The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation.”

Guess who said the above. And guess what the government is doing today?

...Use force, if necessary.

I guessed either one of the founding fathers or Mussolini. To my non surprise it was the the bohemian corporal himself.

Also

.......dress like a hipster and say you wouldn't understand it.

...take a hostage.

try it in backwards

Give the task to the new guy...

Yes please. You supply please.

If at first you don't succeed try use a flannel.

... you go eat a ripe mango; nothing beats it, especially at summer.

revive the thread again after a couple months.

... use more explosives.

....just learn to throw someone until they explode on contact with something.....twice!!!

...try to take over the world!