I wish i had a dime for:
1) every lie spouted by local politicians
2) for every illegal activity of a local public person claiming to "fight" for smiting corruption
3) for every Volkswagen car with the hidden program to cheat the testing machine
4) for every person who abused/betrayed me and my hospitality and undermined my public profile, jeopardizing my social activities, locally
5) every kilo Gabe Newell wears on
6) every murdered dream of mine from other people and their sh*tsoul-ness
7) every file i ever pirated
8) melting it into volcano lava, so i can craft myself a magic amulet that will attract wealth
9) putting it into a new year's pie
10) playing the coin toss, much like Harvey Two-Face, before blasting someone's brains off
Post edited October 20, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7