tx3000: If someone says they own something, don't argue and say they don't multiple times. If you do then you're a retard for causing a problem...of course anyone that doesn't see that part of the conversation is going to say what you did but that's your fault for not reading through and understanding the whole situation.
I own the Crown Jewels. You *do* believe me, don't you? I said it, so it must be true.
EDIT: Of course, I don't really own the Crown Jewels. Anyone with half a brain would know that. But by your definition, just saying something, makes it true.