And yet here you are, pulling immature "name changing" as an attempted insult crap. The only person slinging "shit" here is yourself. And all this because you have taken offense at the very notion that your denying yourself the luxury of playing a game over an error printed on a website was not a loss of your own making.
Seriously, if anyone needs to take a step back and mature to the point that they can actually take part in a discussion here without resorting to attempted petty insults, it's yourself. So, (stooping to your level), I'll end with the following suggestion:
How about you move along in to puberty? It's probably about time you did.

Hm.

He slings it, it bounces back.

Wow.
Just...wow.
I am not a proponent of psychology normally, but in your case, why the *#@& not? It couldn't possibly make you any worse.
In all seriousness, are you an actual japanese person, or just living in japan? If it's the former, you make COMPLETE sense. If it's the latter, I would start watching some tractor pulls or listening to some Skynyrd, you are starting to "go native".

So you "win" arguments on the internet but falsifying what people say? I think that speaks volumes for your (in)ability to respond appropriately. Perhaps you should consider a more suitable forum for your antics in the future.

^ What's going on??

fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics, no matter who wins YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING RETARDED.

They dislike each other I believe, I tend to ignore arguments.

Close. I find him hilarious and bait him whenever possible, and he has this longstanding hatred towards me, because he's insane.

You're deluding yourself if you think even for a second that I have any such feelings of hatred towards someone who is nothing more than an avatar and words in a database. I may find a lot of the things you write to be idiotic, but that alone does not denote any emotional response that could be determined as either fondness or hatred for an individual.

The passion with which you two argue denotes some level of emotional involvement, be it disgust, anger, or frustration.

But not one of those would indicate hate. You can be disgusted, angered or frustrated by anyone regardless of whether you love, like, dislike, or hate them.

All this "arguing" made me realize I've never been in a real food fight. It's something I've always wanted to do but never had the chance.

They are less fun than you might imagine, especially after the fight.

Really? Hmm...
*Slings peeled banana
(sorry I couldn't resist)