If you don't look at Super Mario Bros as a video game movie it's actually quite alright. I loved it as a kid, I still love it now, even if it has very little to do with the game. I have it on DVD and I wouldn't give it up for the world. Dennis Hopper camping it up is always a treat to watch.
The best adaptations that come to my mind are Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, Postal, Silent Hill, Hitman, FF7: Advent Children and Tomb Raider ,although not necessarily in that order. Most of them were critically savaged upon release, but once everyone gets off the bashing bandwagon, they're actually pretty decent flicks (although the only one that can really be deemed to have any lasting artistic value is probably Silent Hill).
Tekken's reputation is much worse than it deserves. It doesn't have the best of stories, but it does have some incredible looking fight scenes. If anything, its biggest sin was not enough Hiroyuki Tagawa. He was the best thing about Mortal Kombat, and he was chronically underused in Tekken.
Anything by Uwe Boll is dreadful, with the notable exception of Postal.
The Resident Evil films are basically senseless trash actioners with the occasional Resi reference. They're actually crap, but I enjoyed watching them, certainly more than the horrendously bad CGI movies from Capcom.
Post edited April 22, 2015 by jamyskis