Beastly
My brothers and I picked up the Beastly movie tie-in game for Wii awhile back, just to have something awful to riff. It wasn't just your garden variety awful, it was truly one of the most worthless and joyless games I have ever encountered. So naturally, we decided to take a look at the movie it was based on.
Basically, Beastly is a retelling of Beauty and the Beast set in modern day New York. It was bad. Not only was the plot's face-punch moralizing absolutely insulting, but it also made no attempt to create anything other than character-shaped cardboard cutouts with motivations and emotions straight out of a Disney Original Series, and had a script that might have been forgivable in its mediocrity if not for its constipated attempts to force out something resembling middleschool wit as seen through the eyes of world weary 40-year-old hack writers. Oh yeah, and it was rife with logical absurdities, had a lead actress that couldn't act her way out of a damp cardboard box, and featured nothing that in any way resembled originality or cleverness. And according to my fiancee, the romance between the two leads was actually a bona fide "worse love story than Twilight" (I can't say for myself, since I haven't seen or read anything Twilight related). The only somewhat redeeming element of Beastly was Neil Patrick Harris, who seemed to be having an inexplicably good time playing a thoroughly unconvincing blind man. In his hands, even the most forced sarky dialogue was made amusing. If the movie had just been 86 minutes of him hamming it up, it would have been a far more enjoyable experience.
This is a movie that appeals to one demographic, and one only: adolescent girls who think sparkle ink romance, corny highschool moralizing, and a moderately attractive male to fawn over combine into movie gold. Unless that sounds like you, or you're looking for another baddie to riff with friends, don't even give Beastly a second thought.