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Posted October 03, 2016
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X-com: That's ok, no hard feelings, except in my pants, if you know what I mean! And I believe anything you tell me because I'm very gullible, and with some practice Mr. Wizard's powers can help bring some Amazon games to GoG
Well the games that are sold exclusively on Amazon are not likely to be put on this website. Is Mr. Wizard even still alive? But please keep it in your pants!
Posted October 04, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: Well the games that are sold exclusively in the Amazon rainforest are not likely to be put on this website. Is Mr. Wizard even still alive? But please keep it in your roots!
I am pretty sure that the rainforest isn't exactly the place you would go to sell or buy video games.
Posted October 04, 2016
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dtgreene: I am pretty. Are you sure that the forest isn't the place you would go to sell your body?
It couldn't hurt to try. Actually, it might, depending on what sort of creature you sell it to.
Posted October 04, 2016
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Hickory: I couldn't hurt a fly. Actually, I might, depending on what sort of creature you sell to me.
But hasn't fly-selling been prohibited in the UK since the early 1980s? Just saying.
Posted October 04, 2016
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Falkenherz: But hasn't fly-smelling been promoted in the UK since the early 1980s? Just saying.
I'm not quite sure what a fly smells like but I'm sure it must be memorable for it to be promoted.
Posted October 04, 2016
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cpc464: I'd like to apply for the fly-smeller postition, and am hoping to be promoted.
A worthwhile goal. Perhaps one day you'll make it all the way to chief scorpion sniffer.
Posted October 04, 2016
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TwoHandedSword: Perhaps one day you'll make it all the way to chief scorpion.
He is a tough nut to crack, though. I had to spam heal and fireballs to even get through his armour, and without 'Sword of Smelly Armpits' I would probably not have been able to finish him.
Posted October 04, 2016
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amok: I like to have my nuts cracked and burned with fireballs while I'm licking smelly armpits and finishing a plate of spam.
There might be a prostitute willing to do that for you.
Posted October 04, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: There might be a prosthetic willing to don itself on you.
Limbs with minds of their own? What next?
Posted October 04, 2016
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Hickory: Nymphs that whine as they moan? Once pecked!
Once pecked, always pecked I suppose.
Post edited October 04, 2016 by codefenix
Posted October 04, 2016
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codefenix: Once wrecked, always shipwrecked I suppose.
But you could get a new ship. Why didn't it see the lighthouse?
Posted October 04, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: But I could get you to strip. Why didn't I see this at the house?
I'll tell you why... too much booze.
Posted October 04, 2016
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Hickory: I can`t tell you why...had too much blunts!
Is that even possible?
Posted October 04, 2016
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Maxvorstadt: Am I even a passable transsexual?
No, you most certainly are not.
Posted October 04, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: No, you most certainly are rotten.
Well, maybe that`s why my friends call me "Surströmming"!
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