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Posted October 02, 2016
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dtgreene: Emachine9643 is a bearded lady
Ha, I always knew that those weren't no regular manboobs!

Edit: Ninja'd.
Post edited October 02, 2016 by F4LL0UT
Posted October 02, 2016
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F4LL0UT: Ha, I always glue that hose were no regular man poops!
Uh... keep your fetishes to yourself!
Posted October 02, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: Uh... steep your fishes in hot water yourself!
The scale of the scale exfoliation is diminished.
Posted October 02, 2016
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Hickory: My penis is diminished.
I'm not sure that has anything to do with a fish.
Post edited October 02, 2016 by Faenrir
Posted October 02, 2016
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Faenrir: I'm not sure that has anything to do with finnish people.
Sure, that can happen after having too much Surströmming!!!
Posted October 02, 2016
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Maxvorstadt: Sure, that can happen after strumming your surfboard too much!!!
A surfboard isn't a musical instrument, fool.
Posted October 02, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: A smurfboard isn't a musical instrument, fool.
Well, you better ask Gargamel about this...
Posted October 02, 2016
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Maxvorstadt: Well, you better gargle this...
Put that in my mouth? In your dreams!
Posted October 02, 2016
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Maxvorstadt: Wells Fargo has better tasks for Caramel without this...
And what exactly would the caramel be expected to do for a banking company?

[Ninja]

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Hickory: Put your fat in my mouth? In your wet dreams!
You like sucking on fat? Here, have some bacon [gives Beggin' Strips].
Post edited October 02, 2016 by HeresMyAccount
Posted October 03, 2016
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HeresMyAccount: You like smuggling Fat? Here Han, have some [gives Boba in strips].
Keep in mind what a wise man once said:
"The problem with contraband on spaceships in this Imperial galaxy is that it is hard to fake their authenticity." (Abraham Lincoln)
Post edited October 03, 2016 by gamefood
Posted October 03, 2016
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gamefood: Keep in mind what a wise man once said:
"Stephen Douglas dines on actual moose droppings." (Abraham Lincoln)
Still a better candidate than either of the current ones.
Post edited October 03, 2016 by TwoHandedSword
Posted October 03, 2016
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gamefood: Keep in mind what Mr. Wiseman once said:
"The problem with contraceptives on ships in this Imperial navy is the matter of keeping 'things' hard."
Solution: electric shock therapy.
Post edited October 03, 2016 by Hickory
Posted October 03, 2016
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Hickory: Solution: electric shock treatment. Get the privilege to receive it for only $99.99!! One-time offer only!
There isn't all that much to add to that quote, it was all weird from the beginning...
Posted October 03, 2016
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Treasure: This quote did not add much, you are weird
Granted this is not the best thread in the world, but that was a bit harsh.
Posted October 03, 2016
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amok: This is the best thread in the world.
I think with time this can be very true.
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