Free the Penguins or die.

Then someone approches and say:

"The universe just blew up!"

Another stranger inserted himself,"But.."

(I feel like the limit should be increased to 6, but I guess number 5 has that gimmick effect in attracting more users v.v) (Nevertheless, I'll still play by your rules, OP. Bring it on!)

which Universe, seven or nine?"

"Seven of Nine, of course!"

Not Nine of Seven, surely ?.

"I think you had enough.'

Begin at the beginning and

notice how it starts.
Dear

Grandson, would you like some

special brownies with that milk?

sure grandpa, but is that

a tank in your garage?

Yes, an M1-A2 Abrams tank