I often miss certain information in reviews. Therefore I post it here for people like me, who need it quick and easy.

Playtime: 1-2 hrs.
Levels: ~6 (randomly selected)
Backtracking between levels: no, but you can revisit level-styles in endless mode
Secrets: yes
Achievements: no
Unlockables: a lot
Collectables: no
Replayability: enormous
Sense of wonder: some

Bugs: a few. At least one I encountered is a game-breaker but the game is short enough that you simply start over.
Just one more game: Oh yeah.
Hugbot lovability factor: 1,000

Have you won yet? I'm on 60 attempts and got close once.

60 attempts and 3 wins :)

I must suck. About 80 attempts and no wins.

Hmm....

Win/death ratio 24% (8/25)
4 Uberwins
81% Complete
Rank: Cruel Enthusiastic Genius
All Gun mods
Missing 9 Collectables

(but then I played it a lot in alpha and beta for training....)

Feeling after losing a game: 'I'm sure I'll succeed next time'
Feeling after winning a game: immensely satisfying
Silliness level: hilarious
Fourth wall status: Fourth wall? What is that?
Popcultural references: quite a few

So I "won", but I know that there is something past that. Anyone ever beat the boss that's beyond the normal Sanctum boss? I encountered it early on, maybe 15th playthrough, and proceeded to get my butt whooped.

Yes, when you kill that boss, you get the uberwin. You can play in Endless Mode to stock up on powerups, before confronting him. Sadly, at the loading sequence of the last level I get the most crashes, so I rarely see him.

The crows nest? Yes, and when you do you get an Uber win. Each Ubwe win puts a star on the weapon and perk you used to when you beat that boss, and if you are going for 100% completion you need to star each weapon and perk. Good luck doing that with Hedgehog or on Nightmare :)