Posted January 18, 2013
So, where can I get a pair in real life? Seriously, this guy is supposed to be a professional thief, yet he can't master the art of not wearing the footwear equivalent of a boat horn? It's the height of fun to try sneaking past drunk old Benny and having Garret slam that left foot down on the tile like he just saw a tarantula in need of squashing. Come on, Garret, I'm holding the creep button! Throw me a bone here, or I'm going to let that idiot bash you with his hammer! I love the Thief games so much, but sometimes I don't love Garret. Sometimes I drown him just hoping he'll learn something. Sometimes I'll throw him out that open window in Angelwatch all the way to the street because he stomped on a metal plate and got three Mechanists chasing him and screaming "For Karras and the Builder". To the Builder with Garret's taste in footwear!