This might be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read. First off, you have no idea how or why others choose to play this game, and you're clearly projecting here.

Second, you do know that porn is all over the Internet, right? And that most of it is free to access? You're suggesting we all chose to spend $40 to $50 to slog through 100+ hours of "storyline and puzzle solving" for a grand total of 2 minutes of relatively tame nudity (which you refer to as "porn"). That's a brilliant assessment.

If you think the game has no real story and was written by amateur writers, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it. But, instead of coming here and not only blasting the game but making ridiculous statements about the mindsets of everyone else playing it, why don't you put down your fleshlight and either develop a better game for us depraved gamers, or keep your insults to yourself in the first place.

You are the real immature child here. At least the others gave their opinion more to do with the video game, but you have gone a step too far with your mental attitude and bellyaching all over the place - put your dummy back in your mouth and stop crying! And Troll is a description that suits you more.

Thanks for confirming my assessment.

I have assessed your immature behaviour, now stop trolling.

Aye! Someone give that man a beer :)

There is no porn of any description in the game. What is shown is a pretty accurate depiction of what adults do in the privacy of their bedroom when there is steaming hot around them whenever they see each other. Ergo, you need to get laid :*

If you want to be accurate regarding the type of sexual activity shown, that would be softcore or erotic movie. Things in the Witcher are far from porn.

Stop posting in this troll thread, guys.

Yes, get rid of the trolls!

Porn is the portrayal of sexual subject matter for the purpose of sexual arousal; The Witcher was tied down to a bed half naked and caressed by two females, that is porn you ignoramus...

You all play such games like The Witcher because you lot have a psychological/physical condition which none of you can control over a bad habit and find it hard to admit this to yourselves. You lot have become tolerant of this bad habit and this leads you wanting more of the same thing... I can see the way this obsession has manifest itself in all of you, you are all in denial of your obsession and have allowed yourselves to become controlled by it, in your life and in your environment. I know you lot don’t like to hear any of this and you try to defend yourselves with pointless/silly arguments and other daft comments. However, this is because you are all trying to hide your addictions secretly to yourselves, you feel a sense of worthlessness and shame in the back of your minds.