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Seipherwood: Which elf do you save on Iorveths path that you can plough? I only remember 4 of them, and never saw them ever again after chapter 1.
Her name was Mottle when I ploughed her. She and the Succubus were my favs, such one-night-stand type, Geralt you dawg, bangin hoe's.
Yeah, I'd like to be able to have sex with more women.

And in the game, a spakning or ploughing QTE would be awesome!
Ploughed the succubus myself earlier. But frankly I preferred the love cards in TW1, the ploughing animations are always identical while the love cards were different and nicely done. They should have put some more effort when designing the ploughing scenes, put some humor in it (like in the She's No Early Bird quest in TW1, when Geralt is ploughing Vesna in the mill, lol). But viewing Geralt ploughing the succubus with her hairy hoof over his shoulder was hilarious, I must admit. They should have left Dandelion sleeping in the room though. ;)
All I know is there's only one elf to plough and that's less than what TW1 had to offer.

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Hydr0gen_cz: And in the game, a spakning or ploughing QTE would be awesome!
I just fell over laughing when I saw your comment.

I can just see that QTE sex scene now... hurry click W ... No, I was supposed to click A... gah! Now she wont lie down... Arghhh! ... click D click D ... okay now she is lying down and wants to kiss. NOOO! I hit the D again and she says she just wants to cuddle ....
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LenSquig: I can just see that QTE sex scene now... hurry click W ... No, I was supposed to click A... gah! Now she wont lie down... Arghhh! ... click D click D ... okay now she is lying down and wants to kiss. NOOO! I hit the D again and she says she just wants to cuddle ....
+1 for epic lulz.

*spoileristic content ahead*

I was disappointed that Sile didn't try anything. I mean, she's evil, yet there was virtually no sexual tension there. Baddies and heroes are supposed to have sexual chemistry--even Azar Javed spent the whole first game making bedroom eyes toward Geralt, and went so far as to disguise himself to get some time around him.
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Hydr0gen_cz: And in the game, a spakning or ploughing QTE would be awesome!
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LenSquig: I just fell over laughing when I saw your comment.

I can just see that QTE sex scene now... hurry click W ... No, I was supposed to click A... gah! Now she wont lie down... Arghhh! ... click D click D ... okay now she is lying down and wants to kiss. NOOO! I hit the D again and she says she just wants to cuddle ....
:D.

Good ideas...Or you click S instead of A, so while she's about to offer you her ass, Geralt is lying down instead of nailing her from behind...awkward moment follows "ugh, I though you wanted to..ehh"...;)
Post edited July 30, 2011 by Hydr0gen_cz
Luckily we cannot plough Dandelion(yeah Bioware i'm looking at you).
I dunno, Dandy looks rather dashing in those tight pants. :P
but Zoltan is ploughable, right?
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Kalfear: Im watching "Game of Thrones" right now on HBO (loving it btw) and the contrast between the two sets of writing is amazing to me. In Game of Thrones, woman hold so much power and influence.
Not really.. Cat doesn't really have much influence, regardless of her being head of the house whilst father is away. Robb is the one who can override decisions if he actually sees fit. Arya and Sansa are stand-by characters, their stuff only culminating in the later books (seasons). Lysa is, again, only head because of the fact that Jon Arryn is no longer around. Cersei's the only woman who shows power thus far (there's more later), but she still turns away at all the times Robert is insistent.

What I'm basically saying with all this story nonsense is that the GoT universe puts next to no power in a woman's hands. In The Witcher universe, women can actually create a place in society whether it is through magic, strength, or leadership.
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yayodeanno: but Zoltan is ploughable, right?
Wouldn't be surprising.

In the absence of female dwarfs... we improvise.
I would love to see CDPR's rendition of a female dwarf. I bet they're sexy as hell.