How about:

Geralt's Quest for Ass

@Gratenote108
Thats the thing about good story driven role play games, it up to you how you want to play the Character and which side of the conflicts you find you want to join, if any or you can just look out for yourself.

If you chose to play Geralt in a way were he spend all his spare time drinking, gambling and getting laid its up to you :-)

I know, I was jesting. Still, it's a pretty funny feature to put in the game.

It is funny and....unique/odd for a game. I mean the world is falling apart around you, fire and brimstone, hellbeasts, etc. You can help save it but not just yet....that girl over there gave me the come hither look when I looted some flowers off that dead body over yonder. She asked me to meet her in an abandoned shack. And well, whats a witcher supposed to do, especially when his sorcerer girlfriend is not around? The hellbeasts can wait, my loins come first! +300 exp yay! Maybe I can show that new trick to the girlfriend when we meet up again.