Sargon: Very true. The thing that really irks me however is Mario. His method of murder is to stomp unfortunate bystanders to death. If you think about it, it really is a very nasty way to die. I'd rather die by a bullet to the chest than by having my head crushed by the boots of an Italian plumber with a bad attitude. How has Nintendo been able to get away with this for so long?
L33TPWNER: He also seems fond of lighting them on fire.
Yes. This game series have had a profound negative impact upon several generations of impressionable youths and children. The Mario games promotes pyromania, violence, cruelty to animals, high-risk jumping challenges, sewer diving, flag-pole sliding, the use of psychoactive drugs and other anti-social behavior.