From a game set in a such bleak world there is no much hilarity... But thanks to Crispin and the weird mind of some players something can come out.

Here is one from me, I was playing with friends and in that moment I was controlling the game. We just finished the dialog with Metromind in the tower and my friend says: - what about speaking with Scraper? - I click on it and Scraper promptly answers "NO"... we both started laughing at the mind reader robot.

Great Planescape: Torment reference.
When Crispin asks Horatio if he should read the writing on his back.

Oh, there are so many! In no particular order:

1. While examining the bed in the UNNIIC, Crispin says something like, "I still don't see why I don't get a bed." Horatio replies, "Because you have a flat bottom to rest on." Crispin's rejoinder: "Checking out my bottom, are you, boss?"

2. Also on board the UNNIIC, when Horatio comes across Crispin's log and declines to read it in the interest of "preserving his privacy and my sanity."

3. Crispin's crush on Sidekick Factorbuilt is rather cute--his practice pickup lines with the lamp, his pickiness about which lamp to practice with, the way he gets all pouty when you actually use the copper wire that she gave him: "Like I want a token of your affection!"

4. And of course there's Primer's "No." ... "Bro."

If I come up with any more, I'll post them--because I know there are more! Thanks for starting this fun topic.

There was an absurd exchange of dialogue that somehow never got activated -- it's one of Crispin's automated observations, in the small room above where you meet Factotum. Originally that room, which Victor just whipped up unprompted, was actually below the room where you met Factotum, and Vic named the room "oubliette." In order to have a smoother transition from the exterior, we moved it above, making the room name no longer appropriate. But riffing off it, there's this exchange:

Crispin: This seems like some kind of . . . oubliette."
Horatio: Crispin, are you running your pedantry subroutine again?"
Crispin: Indubitably.

[Clarity glowers at Crispin.]

Clarity: It is a vestibule, not an oubliette.
Crispin: How propinquitous.
Clarity: You are misusing that word.
Crispin: Haberdash!

[Pause]

Clarity: I should warn you, Crispin, that as a consequence of my legal databases, I am equipped with a vocabulary that is both precise and obscure.
Crispin: And I should warn *you,* Clarity, that as a consequence of *my* databases, I am equipped with banter that is both witty and annoying.

[Clarity draws gun.]

Clarity: But I am also equipped with a firearm.
Crispin: (Vestibule.)

Very cute!

And while we're on the topic of nonactivated dialogue--and I hope Mark doesn't mind my sharing this--there was also a sequence on the train to Metropol where Crispin is belting out "This train is going to the city, this train..." with Horatio asking him in exasperated tones to stop: "For the love of Man, stop singing!"

I just like how they swear with "B'SOD!!" (Blue Screen of Death for those that don't know)

I won't spoiler it for anyone, but if you go through the right sequence with Cornelius and Oswald and take the oil that Oswald is drowning his sorrows in, try using it on the lamp bot that Crispin has a crush on.