Admit it. You've tried out every inventory item on every person, and every part of the background in the game just to boggle the narrator's head. Post your favorite lines.

One of my favorites was clicking the gun on the calendar at the office:
"Trying to kill time? Holster your weapon, and get back to work!"

When you use your notepad on the reporter:

"I don't think you can get her phone number Carey"