Posted October 08, 2019
Hello!
I've got some Pathfinder jokes. *Erhem*...
1) Why doesn't anyone take druids seriously?
Because they always complain about First World problems!
2) Why did the party empty their packs before looting the Aldori Academy?
So they wouldn't have to come back for the Restov it!
3) What do you use if you want to preserve your food?
A...bag of colding!
4) Why did the baker move to the Stolen Lands?
Because he hated pie tax!
5) How did the minotaur escape the labyrinth?
He was a red bull who had wings!
6) Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was running away from a cockatrice!
7) An adventurer goes to a medusa to buy a statue. The medusa says, "that's not a statue, that's my wife!"
You've been a great audience! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
I've got some Pathfinder jokes. *Erhem*...
1) Why doesn't anyone take druids seriously?
Because they always complain about First World problems!
2) Why did the party empty their packs before looting the Aldori Academy?
So they wouldn't have to come back for the Restov it!
3) What do you use if you want to preserve your food?
A...bag of colding!
4) Why did the baker move to the Stolen Lands?
Because he hated pie tax!
5) How did the minotaur escape the labyrinth?
He was a red bull who had wings!
6) Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was running away from a cockatrice!
7) An adventurer goes to a medusa to buy a statue. The medusa says, "that's not a statue, that's my wife!"
You've been a great audience! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
