Posted November 06, 2014
As for most of these "fanboy" written 5 star OMG OMG OMG this game is just sex. Gives me cheepies in my panties. Just Ignore them. And that's at least 95% of all the reviews written here on GOG. This game just IS NOT THAT GOOD!!!!!
Overall is it only a "fair to middling" game. Far short of what I expected from the progenitor of such a long and successful series of later releases!!!!!
I'll just give the pros and cons:-
Pros
- storyline and other game texts are very well written
- mission design is mostly well done
- the program is stable, not had a crash to desktop once on my PC..... yet......
- this edition is at least the definitive version with all the official addons bundled in (even though they are not much really)
Cons
- 3D GFX engine is below par, even for 2002..... I mean, in that year Half Life 2 was well on it's way - and it had 20x better 3D on it! MOH:AA is more comparable to the like of late 90's games such as Half Life 1, Unreal, Quake 2 etc - Also a LOT of glitches in those GFX too - possibly due to issues with such an old engine running on such a modern PC, maybe not something that happened back then on old PCs
- the SFX engine is flawed, distant enemies sometimes sound as if they're right on top you!
- exceptions to the well designed missions exist..... such as the D-Day Beach Landing and mission set near Brest (Mission 5) with all the totally invisible snipers. You WILL need to cheat on those - even on Easy - which normally is WAY too easy!!!!!
- some missions go for the utterly lame and infuriating trick of spawning enemies from thin air, behind you and at close range..... I HATE THAT!!!!!
- you can't reach many seemingly open areas, seemingly gentle slopes are impassible, open roads and doorways have invisible forcefields
- your squad mates AI is AWFUL, their only AI behaviour is "if enemy seen then run right at them with cocks in hand and shout shoot my dong please", which is a problem when mission criteria mandates they don't get their dongs shot off.....
- totally unrealistic, what few vehicles there are have no kind of actual armour stats or anything, totally inappropriate ammo sharing between weapons - eg The M1 Thompson can use picked up MP40 ammo - when the M1 used .45 ACP and the MP40 used 9mm Parabellum!!!!! NOT compatable AT ALL!!!!!
- another unrealism is objects being indestructable to weapons that should easily vapourise them..... the static 88mm Flak18's for example, your grenades, bazookas and panzerschrecks wont even scratch them!!!!!
- the game is utterly "step by step", "follow the set path", "drag you along by the nose" in style. There is NO scope for any kind of sandbox type action. NO scope for doing missions in differing ways.
- maps are small and claustraphobic
- hit detection is poor
- 3d object collision detection is bad also, your man will snag on doorways, tiny little steps, trees, bushes etc when you need him to move quick!!!!! Seemingly wide gaps and spaces you'd think you'd get a Tiger through and your man just won't do it - just how fat is his ass?!!!!
- no game physics whatsoever, you'll mostly notice this at the OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID ways your grenades always bounce right back into your gob!
- enemies can see you, and hit you, from impossible angles, and through multiple layers of scenery, eg through 8 trees
- stealth tactics are a joke
- the game is VERY short, even WITH the two official add-ons
- and I've so far not found any unofficial add-ons..... there does not appear to be a mod community whatsoever
- once you've completed this game, you'll never want to run it again!
- no ALT-TAB to Windows, which is albeit a small annoyance, eg if you want to go through a walkthrough whilst playing
- allegedly will NOT run on later Windows, so Windows 8 users, FORGET IT, DON'T BUY..... but then again, that is unfortunately common with all old games. :(
- German Shepard dog owners beware! You have to kill loads of them. Feels awful if like me you own and love a GSD :)
How the hell some of the reviews on GOG can justify themselves when ultra-hyping this very humdrum mediocre game is beyond all ken - and all it does is mislead the punters!!!!! I bought it on the strength of these false fanboy masturbatory reviews, and was left very disappointed..... DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THEM!!!!!
Sod it! I'm downgrading this game from "humdrum mediocre" to "horse's jet shit"!!!!!
(Joke - BTW - i still give it a 2/5 below par mediocre but not the worst game around rating)
Overall is it only a "fair to middling" game. Far short of what I expected from the progenitor of such a long and successful series of later releases!!!!!
I'll just give the pros and cons:-
Pros
- storyline and other game texts are very well written
- mission design is mostly well done
- the program is stable, not had a crash to desktop once on my PC..... yet......
- this edition is at least the definitive version with all the official addons bundled in (even though they are not much really)
Cons
- 3D GFX engine is below par, even for 2002..... I mean, in that year Half Life 2 was well on it's way - and it had 20x better 3D on it! MOH:AA is more comparable to the like of late 90's games such as Half Life 1, Unreal, Quake 2 etc - Also a LOT of glitches in those GFX too - possibly due to issues with such an old engine running on such a modern PC, maybe not something that happened back then on old PCs
- the SFX engine is flawed, distant enemies sometimes sound as if they're right on top you!
- exceptions to the well designed missions exist..... such as the D-Day Beach Landing and mission set near Brest (Mission 5) with all the totally invisible snipers. You WILL need to cheat on those - even on Easy - which normally is WAY too easy!!!!!
- some missions go for the utterly lame and infuriating trick of spawning enemies from thin air, behind you and at close range..... I HATE THAT!!!!!
- you can't reach many seemingly open areas, seemingly gentle slopes are impassible, open roads and doorways have invisible forcefields
- your squad mates AI is AWFUL, their only AI behaviour is "if enemy seen then run right at them with cocks in hand and shout shoot my dong please", which is a problem when mission criteria mandates they don't get their dongs shot off.....
- totally unrealistic, what few vehicles there are have no kind of actual armour stats or anything, totally inappropriate ammo sharing between weapons - eg The M1 Thompson can use picked up MP40 ammo - when the M1 used .45 ACP and the MP40 used 9mm Parabellum!!!!! NOT compatable AT ALL!!!!!
- another unrealism is objects being indestructable to weapons that should easily vapourise them..... the static 88mm Flak18's for example, your grenades, bazookas and panzerschrecks wont even scratch them!!!!!
- the game is utterly "step by step", "follow the set path", "drag you along by the nose" in style. There is NO scope for any kind of sandbox type action. NO scope for doing missions in differing ways.
- maps are small and claustraphobic
- hit detection is poor
- 3d object collision detection is bad also, your man will snag on doorways, tiny little steps, trees, bushes etc when you need him to move quick!!!!! Seemingly wide gaps and spaces you'd think you'd get a Tiger through and your man just won't do it - just how fat is his ass?!!!!
- no game physics whatsoever, you'll mostly notice this at the OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID ways your grenades always bounce right back into your gob!
- enemies can see you, and hit you, from impossible angles, and through multiple layers of scenery, eg through 8 trees
- stealth tactics are a joke
- the game is VERY short, even WITH the two official add-ons
- and I've so far not found any unofficial add-ons..... there does not appear to be a mod community whatsoever
- once you've completed this game, you'll never want to run it again!
- no ALT-TAB to Windows, which is albeit a small annoyance, eg if you want to go through a walkthrough whilst playing
- allegedly will NOT run on later Windows, so Windows 8 users, FORGET IT, DON'T BUY..... but then again, that is unfortunately common with all old games. :(
- German Shepard dog owners beware! You have to kill loads of them. Feels awful if like me you own and love a GSD :)
How the hell some of the reviews on GOG can justify themselves when ultra-hyping this very humdrum mediocre game is beyond all ken - and all it does is mislead the punters!!!!! I bought it on the strength of these false fanboy masturbatory reviews, and was left very disappointed..... DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THEM!!!!!
Sod it! I'm downgrading this game from "humdrum mediocre" to "horse's jet shit"!!!!!
(Joke - BTW - i still give it a 2/5 below par mediocre but not the worst game around rating)
Post edited November 07, 2014 by JMayer70