Posted August 09, 2015
Probably the mini-games. My keyboard survived hte encounter. I almost destroyed. More than once.
Second thing I hate the most is Larry Lovage and the inability to be an honest gentleman. Larry will lie his way through every conversation with his only goal being to bed every girl on campus. For this reason I can't like him. I cannot like lying and filling up a girl with alcohol to have sex wit her. That's what dirtbags do. I hate him.
I bought it a week ago maybe and have played it to the end. Anyone who's wondering "Is this game any good?" needs to ask what they want? Do you just wnat to look at titties and laugh at a couple jokes and hate on the dirtbag larry lovage and rage violently at the mini-games? This game will meet your needs. But if you want good gameplay, you won't find it! If you want a deep branching storyline where you make some choices, you won't find it!
There IS some content in the game. There IS humor. There IS nudity and some sex. There ARE boobs. No gigantic boobs, but they're much bigger than you'll find on most real woman and they bounce, a lot. (Zena and Luba and Barbara are the biggest boobs in the game--you can search on youtube for idea but that'll ruin it. And there's nipple--gotta love it.)
My recommendation to anyone trying it for the first time is don't shy away from wimping out in the mini-games. It'll save you a lot of frustration and make it playable. And secret tokens are easy to come by, so it's not really a problem later on. Only problem with wimping out is you miss some of the jokes and details of the story and objectives--something which irritated me.
So there's my brief tour of the game. Here it's in list form:
1) Bouncy titties with nipples, most of them bigger than real life, but none of them HUGE
2) Lots of full uncensored nudity--much of it hidden behind unlockables--and a couple sex scenes
3) Fickle anger-inducing mini-games which will make you tear at your own face--wimp out liberally
4) Mostly lowbrow sexist teenage humour with otherwise a few good moments
5) Larry Lovage is resurrected straight from 80's hell--the adolescent college-age sexist mansperm
6) No way to change the plot or insert yourself. You're Larry, deal with it!!!!!!!!!$#%#^@@@!$^&
What I would add/change about this game:
1) Make most mini-games easier (this usually means slower)
2) Better help information for mini-games
3) Allow to replay past conversations without having to do the mini-game
4) Less mini-games in conversations, maybe none, and more choices for branching plot
5) Make Larry Lovage more likeable--less lies and less boozing up the woman
6) More outfits for the woman--as it's there's just 1 outfit + bra/panties + nude per model
Overall I rated this game 2/5 because the mini-games and Larry as a character are so bleh.
Check the walkthrough. Google it. My favorite part? How to screenshot the photo's so they're full-screen anti-aliased. I haven't honestly used it to eyeball anything yet, but just knowing you can do that makes the pervert in me happy.
Second thing I hate the most is Larry Lovage and the inability to be an honest gentleman. Larry will lie his way through every conversation with his only goal being to bed every girl on campus. For this reason I can't like him. I cannot like lying and filling up a girl with alcohol to have sex wit her. That's what dirtbags do. I hate him.
I bought it a week ago maybe and have played it to the end. Anyone who's wondering "Is this game any good?" needs to ask what they want? Do you just wnat to look at titties and laugh at a couple jokes and hate on the dirtbag larry lovage and rage violently at the mini-games? This game will meet your needs. But if you want good gameplay, you won't find it! If you want a deep branching storyline where you make some choices, you won't find it!
There IS some content in the game. There IS humor. There IS nudity and some sex. There ARE boobs. No gigantic boobs, but they're much bigger than you'll find on most real woman and they bounce, a lot. (Zena and Luba and Barbara are the biggest boobs in the game--you can search on youtube for idea but that'll ruin it. And there's nipple--gotta love it.)
My recommendation to anyone trying it for the first time is don't shy away from wimping out in the mini-games. It'll save you a lot of frustration and make it playable. And secret tokens are easy to come by, so it's not really a problem later on. Only problem with wimping out is you miss some of the jokes and details of the story and objectives--something which irritated me.
So there's my brief tour of the game. Here it's in list form:
1) Bouncy titties with nipples, most of them bigger than real life, but none of them HUGE
2) Lots of full uncensored nudity--much of it hidden behind unlockables--and a couple sex scenes
3) Fickle anger-inducing mini-games which will make you tear at your own face--wimp out liberally
4) Mostly lowbrow sexist teenage humour with otherwise a few good moments
5) Larry Lovage is resurrected straight from 80's hell--the adolescent college-age sexist mansperm
6) No way to change the plot or insert yourself. You're Larry, deal with it!!!!!!!!!$#%#^@@@!$^&
What I would add/change about this game:
1) Make most mini-games easier (this usually means slower)
2) Better help information for mini-games
3) Allow to replay past conversations without having to do the mini-game
4) Less mini-games in conversations, maybe none, and more choices for branching plot
5) Make Larry Lovage more likeable--less lies and less boozing up the woman
6) More outfits for the woman--as it's there's just 1 outfit + bra/panties + nude per model
Overall I rated this game 2/5 because the mini-games and Larry as a character are so bleh.
Check the walkthrough. Google it. My favorite part? How to screenshot the photo's so they're full-screen anti-aliased. I haven't honestly used it to eyeball anything yet, but just knowing you can do that makes the pervert in me happy.
Post edited August 15, 2015 by jonbee77